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3 May 2010

Posted by Jakester on Monday, May 3, 2010

It's Kah's BIRTHDAY today! Wish her well...amongst other things.

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But if we do, won't you be jealous?

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You could wish that we cover each other in lots of bodily fluids.

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Or I could throw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Actually, I think vomit would still count in that scenario, Adam.

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Only if I covered Jake in it.

Semi-relatedly, Kah accidentally texted me a few days ago. It was magical.

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Jake can only dream of getting accidentally texted by Kah!

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Posted: 10 years 42 weeks ago

Happy Birthday Kah!

Latino caribo, mondo bongo, Nobody said it was fair. 
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Congrats and Best Wishes young lady.

You have survived another year without letting Jake anywhere near you. Damn, you are good!

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And while we're at it, a very merry un-birthday to the rest of you!

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We are still all another day older, such is the inevitable and unstoppable march of time.

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Quasar wrote:

And while we're at it, a very merry un-birthday to the rest of you!

I told Mal Shot First and atrejub just last night that I resisted posting this, for fear of being seen as the kind of douche who pisses on another person's big moment.

You know, though... it's not every day Jakester creates a thread just to fawn over kah. (Posts to this end are a daily occurrence. Freshly created threads, however, are not.)

So, anyway, kah:

That smell you smell on you is Quasar's piss.

(Though her brithday *was* yesterday, so maybe he didn't piss on her big moment after all.)

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He was talking about golden showers in the Dr Who thread as well. The man is obsessed!!!

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Kah didn't post yesterday, so obviously she was drunk and having sex, and so I don't think she would've cared about my pissing even if I *had* done it on her "brithday".

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She wasn't having sex with me!

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Jakester wrote:

She wasn't having sex with me!

And how is that different from any other day?

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It's not! Happy un-birthday, Jake!!

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

You know, though... it's not every day Jakester creates a thread just to fawn over kah. (Posts to this end are a daily occurrence. Freshly created threads, however, are not.)

*sarcastic clap*

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Jack S. Pharaoh wrote:

*sarcastic clap*

[Thursty, continuing his agonizing Dalty routine]Is that what you wake up with after a night of "sleeping" in Jakester's "guest room"?[/end 0f t0rment]

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Oooh, I'd applaud you, Jack, but I'm typing with one hand and spanking my monkey with the other.

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I had no idea that your monkey was so badly behaved.

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I assumed that was the one thing we all did know about Jake.

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I think we can deduce that, in here at least, we all care more about Kah's birthday than she does herself.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Well, thirty's a big milestone.

That's what I was told when I turned thirty. I addressed the reaching of this milestone by gaining about thirty pounds after it. Not all at once, mind you. Took me about six months.

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And did you also watch Little Man 30 times?

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Yes. Not all at once, mind you. Took me about six months.

I should stress that I'm not implying kah will be gaining thirty pounds in the next six months. It usually takes women at least a year to gain that much.