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6 days to go..... and that bloody Ash Cloud is back!

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Monday, May 17, 2010

Buggeration! If my vacation is cancelled I am going to cry. It won't be pretty.

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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Can't you just pay that cloud off?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Quasar made my post for me. Now I feel useless.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Get used to it! ;)
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You know I don't mean it.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Sure you don't.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Yup, super sure.

Greek strikes, ash cloud. I am getting stupid amounts of pre-holiday paranoia over this one.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

I'm going to Brazil in a week and a half.

No ash clouds to worry about, only violence, theft, corruption, environmental degradation, shark attacks, AIDS, and pissed-off over-protective Catholic older brothers.

Second thought, I'll take the ash cloud....

The Swollen Goi...
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Are you going into the jungle, or are you going into that part of Brazil that's relatively tourist friendly?

Space Tycoon
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It's not fully a pleasure vacation.

If all works out, I'll get an English teaching position in a city called Recife, in a province called Pernambuco, which has all the best and the worst Brazil has to offer.

I'd be open to some Amazonian exploration, though.

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(Insert Jakester joke about liking to explore a Brazilian here)

You forgot she-males. You have to worry about Brazilian she-males. Look for the big hands! And piranha attacks. And girls from Ipanema. And 7 foot tall assassins with metal teeth in the employ of Hugo Drax, especially around carnival time.

As you can see, my knowledge of Brazil pretty much comes from movies and the internet. Apart from the first bit obviously (ahem).

Are you going to be there for the 2014 World Cup?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Space Tycoon wrote:

It's not fully a pleasure vacation.If all works out, I'll get an English teaching position in a city called Recife, in a province called Pernambuco,

English? Don't they realise that you're Canadian?!

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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

(Insert Jakester joke about liking to explore an Amazon here)

Fix'd.

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Jakester
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I'm pretty sure I don't want to watch any more of that video after seeing that her underarm hair is longer than what's on her head.

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The Swollen Goi...
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You actually watched part of that video?  I think I might have made it thirty seconds in.  Maybe less.

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I did.  I think I'm going to be ill.

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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

The title alone was enough for me to avoid that video.

www.gamingoutsiders.com
Mal Shot First
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Like the good friend that I am, I watched all eight minutes and thirty seconds of that video.

Wasn't worth it.

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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

If there's a test later, can we copy your notes?

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Space Tycoon
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Posted: 10 years 40 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Are you going to be there for the 2014 World Cup?

Hmm, that's a bit of a way's off, but I could see myself doing the World Cup. Or the 2016 Olympics for that matter.

The fanaticism for soccer in Brazil is incredible. I'm not as much of a sports guy as some, so I don't get it.

But maybe a year's immersion in Brazil will "convert" me.

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In all the crowd shots at any international match, they always have the hottest fans.

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<joke mode="dalty">They must keep theirs on the "Low" setting.</joke>

Daltons chin dimple
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Oh, very good!

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For a Dalty JokeTM? Sure.

Daltons chin dimple
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Anyway.....  Brazil....

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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