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60,000 Club

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, February 27, 2013

Corona Coming Attractions is in the club. CCA's members have left just over 60,000 comments on its various pages.

Dalty and I are responsible for over a third of these comments. That's kinda pathetic.

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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

We are Gold Club members.  We get free upgrades and priority boarding.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

You guys are pathetic.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

Great. Like Moneybags needs *more* privilege.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

We still don't get a flirty hostess though.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

Or a fluffy hoss.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

 We have had our share of huffy flounces.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

I am so glad I'm not a part of this colossal waste of time!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

 All are welcome.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

As long as they're already registered.

Quasar
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

I think phatty might be banned already.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

 I want Jack back.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

Quasar wrote:

I think phatty might be banned already.

That, or he's already bored with us.

It took Jack about 1,000 posts to get bored with us. He stuck it out for another 1,000+ posts. His reason for doing this was a mixture of pity and cruelty.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

 He was a cruel man, without pity.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
neglet
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

 I would post more but I don't want to.

The Swollen Goi...
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I don't want to post more, but I would.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

 You will.  You will.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

It's literally killing Goits to post as much as he does. I've been trying for years to get him to post less, but all for naught.

Of course I only found out about the "killing him" part a couple of minutes ago.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

All my posts are incredibly short. It's not like I put much time into them.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

 Not at all.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

 This post too me six hours to get just right.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

 We'll just blame auto-correct then.  Monkeypants.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

 Apparently, I needed another hour.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
The Swollen Goi...
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You should have needed another hour two weeks ago.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 33 weeks ago

Nipples!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"