Edited: This goes well beyond Michelle Bachmann now. Aside from maybe Jon Huntsman, they're all just nuts. This is the place to keep track of them all!
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Adam's Batshit Crazy Republican Presidential Candidates Roundup
Posted by Adam54 on Thursday, May 26, 2011
Add CommentHee!! Rick Perry is now upgraded from "not running" to "I'm thinking about it."
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_texas_governor2012
It's as if they're trying to shift from an incredibly weak field to an incredibly crazy one.
Unfortunately, both beat "Competent" :(
We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
stupid doublepost
We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
I'm really disappointed. At first, I thought the heading of this thread was "Batman Plans 2012 Presidential Announcement," and that would be totally awesome.
Drupal appears to be suggesting a strikethrough for the "Ann" in "Announcement."
What's up with that, Drupal? Did someone named Ann break your heart?
Wait, surely you actually want/need strong opposition to keep your guy on their toes and make him work for it?
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Hee! Rick Santorum made it official today. He's in the ring, and all the homophobes out there who were debating over which of the many fine anti-gay candidates in the GOP field they could vote for are debating no more. Their leader has arrived, and the carnival of the crazy just took a turn even further right.
Have I mentioned how much I'm looking forward to the next year? These people are going to really amp up just how much they slobber all over themselves trying to prove which one is the most batshit crazy. Can't wait!
Has Hicks announced his candidacy yet?
Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride.
Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies?
Faster and faster till everything dies.
Killing is our way of keeping alive.
- Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
A Bloody Skoglund is what you get if you deny the will of the Danish mafia. Kind of like the Columbian Neck Tie, only with more pickled herring, volcanic ash and Christmas trees.
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Fucking hell, Adam, is this thread why I'm suddenly getting "Bachmann for Congress" ads in the corner of this website?
Well, I'm not sure, though it could explain why I'm getting ads for "Free Newt Gingrich" all of a sudden.
I prefer him encaged, thanks.
Personally I don't know why you are bothering. It is painfully clear that the USA is about to have another collective episode and elect Sarah Palin. After that you will come to look back fondly on George Bush Jr.
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
If she wants us to take her seriously, she should post a picture of her semi-erect penis showing through her underwear on Twitter.
Daltons chin dimple wrote:
Personally I don't know why you are bothering. It is painfully clear that the USA is about to have another collective episode and elect Sarah Palin. After that you will come to look back fondly on George Bush Jr.
Just fair warning, if/when that happens I'm going to be expecting you to let me live in one of the many many many guest rooms in your mansion for the following 4-8 years.
Huh. Now the ad says "Repeal Obamacare" but I only get these Republican friendly ads when I'm in this thread. How odd.
If Palin is elected, I will seriously campaign for the United States to become part of the British Empire again.
Believe it.
That happened and we all let it happen.
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yeah I have a feeling that Jon Stewart is going to have a field day on the next presidential elections :)