We have one for funny, why not for awesome?
Execution by elephant!
What's that? Yeah, you're right. It's not a bad band name.
Keep this up and I might have to nominate you for poster of the year 2012.
How can an image be awesome if it needs an explanation? Shenanigans!
That's right, I'm calling shananigans.
Them's fighting words.
This looks to be the making of an interesting feud between Goiter and drake. Myself and the management team will have to keep a close eye on this thread from here on out.
Drakemd wrote:How can an image be awesome if it needs an explanation? Shenanigans! That's right, I'm calling shananigans.
How can an image be awesome if it needs an explanation? Shenanigans! That's right, I'm calling shananigans.
That's an interesting question, and a topic I've been meaning to address in the whichever "Current Annoyances" thread is the most current. I've been assembling images for this very purpose.
To answer your question, though: it didn't need it. It was awesome without it. I wasn't providing an explanation. Instead, I was 1.) suggesting a good band name, and 2.) showing off the fact that "Execution by Elephant" has its own Wikipedia page.
Soon we will all come to know the terror of Execution by Juboiter. We've had it coming. We have bought this judgement on ourselves.
Jubboiter will enter Europe wearing a blue turban. Jubboiter will be the terror of mankind. Never more horror.
Jubboiter will be voted into office. Jubboiter will beat us all to death with a stick Jubboiter will name "The Executive Branch." This stick will be a penis. Or a massive clitoris.
But wait, everyone loves a massive clitoris!
That is why they will be drawn to it before it kills them.
I'm talkin' bigger-than-Chyna's-clit massive.
After hitting save for my last post, I realized that being drawn to a massive clitoris before it beats you describes men getting married.
The Swollen Goi... wrote:I'm talkin' bigger-than-Chyna's-clit massive.
Now I am going to have to Google 'Chyna's Clit'.
Purely for research.
It's not safe for work. It's probably also not safe for a pleasant night's sleep.
The image you've linked shows a penis, Thursty. Two of them.
That's Chyna. It was even more disturbing watching the actual video.
It just occurred to me how unfortunate it is that I posted that link in a thread titled "Awesome Images."
I'm trying to pass it off like that picture doesn't turn me on. Am I succeeding?
I didn't really need a lot of convincing, but no.
The Swollen Goi... wrote:Jubboiter will be voted into office.
Jubboiter will be voted into office.
I misread that as "vetoed into office."
Mal Shot First wrote:I misread that as "vetoed into office."
I misread that as "web-toed into orifice."
Not sure where this is going....
I thought we made that perfectly clear.
Sorry, but I'm just not a fan of your intra-orifice work.
It's better when you're drunk.
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