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Awesome Images

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Saturday, February 18, 2012

We have one for funny, why not for awesome?

First up:

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Execution by elephant!

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What's that? Yeah, you're right. It's not a bad band name.

Corporal_Hicks
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Keep this up and I might have to nominate you for poster of the year 2012.

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How can an image be awesome if it needs an explanation?  Shenanigans!

That's right, I'm calling shananigans.

Turn your head and cough!
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Them's fighting words.

This looks to be the making of an interesting feud between Goiter and drake. Myself and the management team will have to keep a close eye on this thread from here on out.

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Drakemd wrote:

How can an image be awesome if it needs an explanation?  Shenanigans! That's right, I'm calling shananigans.

That's an interesting question, and a topic I've been meaning to address in the whichever "Current Annoyances" thread is the most current. I've been assembling images for this very purpose.

To answer your question, though: it didn't need it. It was awesome without it. I wasn't providing an explanation. Instead, I was 1.) suggesting a good band name, and 2.) showing off the fact that "Execution by Elephant" has its own Wikipedia page.

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Soon we will all come to know the terror of Execution by Juboiter. We've had it coming. We have bought this judgement on ourselves.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Jubboiter will enter Europe wearing a blue turban. Jubboiter will be the terror of mankind. Never more horror.

Jubboiter will be voted into office. Jubboiter will beat us all to death with a stick Jubboiter will name "The Executive Branch." This stick will be a penis. Or a massive clitoris.

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But wait, everyone loves a massive clitoris!

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That is why they will be drawn to it before it kills them.

Turn your head and cough!
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I'm talkin' bigger-than-Chyna's-clit massive.

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After hitting save for my last post, I realized that being drawn to a massive clitoris before it beats you describes men getting married.

Turn your head and cough!
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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

I'm talkin' bigger-than-Chyna's-clit massive.

Now I am going to have to Google 'Chyna's Clit'.

Purely for research.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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http://i.somethingawful.com/horrorsofporn/chyna/clit.jpg

It's not safe for work. It's probably also not safe for a pleasant night's sleep.

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The image you've linked shows a penis, Thursty.  Two of them.

The Swollen Goi...
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That's Chyna. It was even more disturbing watching the actual video.

It just occurred to me how unfortunate it is that I posted that link in a thread titled "Awesome Images."

The Swollen Goi...
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I'm trying to pass it off like that picture doesn't turn me on. Am I succeeding?

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I didn't really need a lot of convincing, but no.

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Jubboiter will be voted into office.

I misread that as "vetoed into office."

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Mal Shot First wrote:

I misread that as "vetoed into office."

I misread that as "web-toed into orifice."

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Not sure where this is going....

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Into orifice.

I thought we made that perfectly clear.

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Sorry, but I'm just not a fan of your intra-orifice work.

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The Swollen Goi...
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It's better when you're drunk.