Corona | Coming Attractions

Drakemd wrote:

"comes from the old-fashioned method of washing clothes in a wash tub. the clothes were pounded and swirled around with the poss stick."

Obviously 'the poss stick' is a colloquialism for Goits' penis.

No, you're thinking of the pus stick.

I could make it all better if I weren't allergic to penicillin. 

Mal Shot First wrote:

No, you're thinking of the pus stick.

That's not puss, it's coleslaw!

I feel sick.

I'm really surprised Goits hasn't tried to claim it's his "pussy stick".

It's too brave a stick to make such a claim.

It's a small claim.

 I like small clams.

For your small pussy stick?

 It's puss.

Coleslaw goes well with clams.  At least that's what Goiter's stick says.

 This is in danger of becoming surreal.

You guys talk about my penis more than I do, and I talk about my penis a lot.

Wait'll we start stuffing coleslaw in it!

The coleslaw already stuffed in it may not want to budge, so your work's cut out for you.

What part of this is awesome? Is it Hicks' Mom's coleslaw?

Is it vinegar coleslaw or creamy coleslaw, and is that too big of a softball for you pervs?

It's creamy coleslaw, because my dick is from the South. Vinegar coleslaw can kiss my dick's ass.

I am going to bring all of this together with an awesome video of how Goiter could stuff more coleslaw into his penis.

Negs said "ball."

 If we all turn around and look yards behind us, we might just be able to still see the line we crossed.  Good work.

The line is a dot to us.

I don't know why those idiots didn't consider using a drinking straw.

 Coleslaw in a straw doesn't work.