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Tyson was just a beast.

The audio source in the video is attributed to Run DMC, but I think this is the Jason Nevins remix of "It's Like That."

Here's another one of those videos that could have gone in more than one video thread.

Here's another one along those lines.

 Looks like some good shit.

I just can't stop watching this!

He talkin' funny talk!

I knew you are a spacist, but I didn't know you are also a racist.

I think a decent YTMNDew could be made with "Gundam Style." 

YouTube did it!

Those bastards! Do they even use the part of the song that sounds like he's saying "Gundam"? What a wasted opportunity.

Upon closer listen, it sounds a bit like he's saying "open-condom style."

What's "open-condom style"? Search me. No clue. I suppose I could wager a guess.

If I had to come up with something, I'd say "open-condom style" is probably what a guy does when a chick wants him to wear a condom, but he's not all that enthusiastic about it. Unbeknownst to her, then, he chooses a specially modified condom from his arsenal. This special modification is a simple one: he has driven a needle through the center of the unopened wrapper. This needle has also gone through the center of the condom inside.

The man rolls the condom on, then gives a sharp tug just before engaging in coitus. The pin prick is enough to cause serious structural damage to the condom's integrity. A penis-sized hole opens up, and the condom is pulled all the way down to the base of the man's shaft. This cordons off slightly more blood than condoms usually cordon off, potentially enabling the man to perform longer than he is usually able to perform when barebacking.

With any luck, the woman will be too drunk to notice the difference. With even more luck, the encounter will result in neither impregnation nor the transmission of a sexual disease.

Such an act, while admittedly vile, might help bolster the confidence of a man who considers condom sex to be little more than masturbation. (If the male is caught in this vile act, his best recourse would be to say either "Damned thing just broke! Glad you noticed!" or "Whoooops!") A condom-wearing virgin, for example, may not even feel he has lost his virginity if his first sexual encounter happened to be a condom sex encounter.

This is all just a guess. I should stress that the above-described act is a work of entirely speculative fiction. The idea of any man doing such a thing is too vulgar an idea for my mind to process.

There's nothing wrong with me.

We can always go back to joking about rape.

Too soon?

I thought we already had.

 According to some guy in America, jokes about rape will make you laugh, even if they don't make you find them funny.

No, if the joke is about legitimate rape, your body will automatically not laugh at it. But if the slut was asking for it, you'll chuckle your head off. 

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Those bastards! Do they even use the part of the song that sounds like he's saying "Gundam"? What a wasted opportunity.Upon closer listen, it sounds a bit like he's saying "open-condom style."What's "open-condom style"? Search me. No clue. I suppose I could wager a guess.If I had to come up with something, I'd say "open-condom style" is probably what a guy does when a chick wants him to wear a condom, but he's not all that enthusiastic about it. Unbeknownst to her, then, he chooses a specially modified condom from his arsenal. This special modification is a simple one: he has driven a needle through the center of the unopened wrapper. This needle has also gone through the center of the condom inside. The man rolls the condom on, then gives a sharp tug just before engaging in coitus. The pin prick is enough to cause serious structural damage to the condom's integrity. A penis-sized hole opens up, and the condom is pulled all the way down to the base of the man's shaft. This cordons off slightly more blood than condoms usually cordon off, potentially enabling the man to perform longer than he is usually able to perform when barebacking.With any luck, the woman will be too drunk to notice the difference. With even more luck, the encounter will result in neither impregnation nor the transmission of a sexual disease.Such an act, while admittedly vile, might help bolster the confidence of a man who considers condom sex to be little more than masturbation. (If the male is caught in this vile act, his best recourse would be to say either "Damned thing just broke! Glad you noticed!" or "Whoooops!") A condom-wearing virgin, for example, may not even feel he has lost his virginity if his first sexual encounter happened to be a condom sex encounter.This is all just a guess. I should stress that the above-described act is a work of entirely speculative fiction. The idea of any man doing such a thing is too vulgar an idea for my mind to process.

I had reservations about posting this. I often ask Jubbers if I should or shouldn't post stuff. She's saved you guys from a lot more than you may realize. She's my moral center.

Anyway, I called out to her last night to ask her if she thought posting the above would be a bad idea. She didn't answer back. I went to her room, saw she was asleep, and decided to post it.

The key to keeping me from posting this sort of stuff is keeping Jubbers awake more.

Maybe Jubboiter will help.

One day (pre-engagement) Jubbers was sitting around with a gaggle of her lady friends and/or sister(s), and they were discussing how terribly awful it was to have a new baby and how you never get to sleep and how you have to be up constantly taking care of the baby. Naturally the conversation eventually drifted to what annoys you most about your husband/boyfriend, and then when it was Jubbers turn, she laughed and complained about how Goits never sleeps and is contantly up all night. And then a light bulb appeared, and a slightly evil smile flickered across her lips.

Quasar wrote:

Jubbers laughed and complained about how Goits never sleeps and is contantly up all night. And then a light bulb appeared, and a slightly evil smile flickered across her lips.

I'm a night owl. My husband is a morning person. When our son was an infant, my husband slept through the late-night feedings, but by the time he was weaned I got to sleep in regularly on the weekends. My husband took care of the offspring and made sure he didn't wake me up with his noise.

When the boy was four and in pre-K, his school had an open house and as a special surprise our kids had drawn a picture and written a sentence about their family. I was puzzled at first by ours: it looked like a person lying on a sofa, and the sentence was "My Mom likes to sep." I realized it meant "my Mom likes to sleep," and maybe we had stressed too much that he shouldn't wake Mom up on the weekends.

On the other hand, he did live to adulthood that way.

That's the bummer about a kid. Ya gotta figure out some way to keep the damned thing alive for eighteen whole years. It's outta your hands after that--which is cool, I guess. At least they don't make you go to twenty.

They call that rushin'? 

When I just went into this thread to read the (rather short for Goiter) update, I noticed that this thread was started by KV.  That got me thinkin', "What happened to KV?"  I don't recall a huffy flounce.  Anyone in contact with KV on the outside world?

He's Facebook friends with kah and Adam. Guess that doesn't really help.

He and his boyfriend just moved a month or two ago, so he's probably busy with all that new job, new place, new new new stuff. Going to be dealing with that myself early next year.