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Awesome Videos

Posted by KingVoyeur on Thursday, July 7, 2011

We have one for funny, why not for awesome?

First up:

KingVoyeur
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Ok, neat, an octopus swimming around in the OH GOD THEY CAN WALK ON LAND THE END IS NIGH!!!

Honey bunches.....of death!
The Swollen Goi...
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I was worried it was going to get beached.  I'm glad it found its way back.

KingVoyeur
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Blackboard Wars! Made using thousands of still-frames.

Honey bunches.....of death!
KingVoyeur
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This is all pretty awesome. I'm especially intrigued by the hacky-sack/kung-fu/volleyball hybrid about 2/3 of the way through the video.

Honey bunches.....of death!
The Swollen Goi...
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The guy mini-skateboarding in the pool seems a little less exXXXxTREME than the rest of the people.

Jakester
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 I don't think the mini-skateboarding was any less extreme than the frisbee dude. both were awesome. Hell, that whole thing was pretty durn cool!

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
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That was pretty awesome KV.  Any bets on how long until hacky sack volleyball is an Olympic sport?

Turn your head and cough!
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Hacky-sack KUNG-FU volleyball mind you.

Honey bunches.....of death!
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My apologies.  I hadn't received the memo on the official sport name.  Now I have to reprint the T-shirts for my local rec league.

Turn your head and cough!
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Give your misprinted T-shirts to Africa.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Give them to Toto.  Toto is sure to get them to the continent in question.

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Mal Shot First
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KingVoyeur wrote:

This is all pretty awesome. I'm especially intrigued by the hacky-sack/kung-fu/volleyball hybrid about 2/3 of the way through the video.

It's called football tennis and from what I've heard it's pretty popular in Southeast Asia. It's also something that soccer coaches like to do in training sessions when they intend to practice the more technical aspects of the game, rather than the physical ones, to give their players a break.

Found the following on YouTube when I searched for "football tennis":

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Kung-Fu Volleyball still sounds better. Everything is better with Kung-Fu.

Honey bunches.....of death!
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HACKY-SACK Kung-Fu Volleyball!

Turn your head and cough!
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KingVoyeur wrote:

Everything is better with Kung-Fu.

I am sorry, you have Kung-Fu AIDS.

It's not you, it's me, so we need to Kung-Fu split up.

I am sorry, but your Kung-Fu pet will have to be put down.

Our Kung-Fu sanctions will cripple your national economy.

You are Kung-Fu fired!

Yup, you are correct. Everything really is better.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

I am sorry, but your Kung-Fu pet will have to be Kung-Fu put down.

Fix'd. Also, this works a lot better if your pet is Hong Kong Phooey.

The Swollen Goi...
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My Texan step-uncle Kung-Fu raped and killed an actuary for suggesting my Texan step-uncle's lifestyle suggested he might only have ten more years to live.

My Texan step-uncle was right to question the actuary.  He was found guilty of rape-murder and Kung-Fu executed five years later.

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Didn't he also press your mouth to his nipple?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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No, that was two of my Alabaman cousins-by-marriage.  The marriage is no more.  The uncle-by-marriage drowned back in '84.  The older of the two cousins-by-marriage is dead, too.  Blood clot to the heart.

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

The uncle-by-marriage drowned back in '84. The older of the two cousins-by-marriage is dead, too. Blood clot to the heart.

Don't you mean "Kung-Fu drowned" and "Kung-Fu blood clot to the heart?"

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Mal Shot First wrote:

Also, this works a lot better if your pet is Hong Kong Phooey.

I did originally write 'dog' instead of pet, and then changed it expressly to avoid mention of Hong Kong Phooey.

You are too good for me Mal. Just too damn good.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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How can a guy named "Mal" be good?

neglet
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 You know, so bad he's good?

But I'm thinking of Captain Tightpants Mal, not CCA Mal.

Mal Shot First
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My pants get pretty tight on occasion.