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This is all pretty awesome. I'm especially intrigued by the hacky-sack/kung-fu/volleyball hybrid about 2/3 of the way through the video.
Honey bunches.....of death!
I don't think the mini-skateboarding was any less extreme than the frisbee dude. both were awesome. Hell, that whole thing was pretty durn cool!
Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
That was pretty awesome KV. Any bets on how long until hacky sack volleyball is an Olympic sport?
Turn your head and cough!
My apologies. I hadn't received the memo on the official sport name. Now I have to reprint the T-shirts for my local rec league.
Turn your head and cough!
Give your misprinted T-shirts to Africa.
Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride.
Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies?
Faster and faster till everything dies.
Killing is our way of keeping alive.
- Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
KingVoyeur wrote:
This is all pretty awesome. I'm especially intrigued by the hacky-sack/kung-fu/volleyball hybrid about 2/3 of the way through the video.
It's called football tennis and from what I've heard it's pretty popular in Southeast Asia. It's also something that soccer coaches like to do in training sessions when they intend to practice the more technical aspects of the game, rather than the physical ones, to give their players a break.
Found the following on YouTube when I searched for "football tennis":
Kung-Fu Volleyball still sounds better. Everything is better with Kung-Fu.
Honey bunches.....of death!
KingVoyeur wrote:
Everything is better with Kung-Fu.
I am sorry, you have Kung-Fu AIDS.
It's not you, it's me, so we need to Kung-Fu split up.
I am sorry, but your Kung-Fu pet will have to be put down.
Our Kung-Fu sanctions will cripple your national economy.
You are Kung-Fu fired!
Yup, you are correct. Everything really is better.
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Daltons chin dimple wrote:
I am sorry, but your Kung-Fu pet will have to be Kung-Fu put down.
Fix'd. Also, this works a lot better if your pet is Hong Kong Phooey.
My Texan step-uncle Kung-Fu raped and killed an actuary for suggesting my Texan step-uncle's lifestyle suggested he might only have ten more years to live.
My Texan step-uncle was right to question the actuary. He was found guilty of rape-murder and Kung-Fu executed five years later.
Didn't he also press your mouth to his nipple?
Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride.
Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies?
Faster and faster till everything dies.
Killing is our way of keeping alive.
- Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
No, that was two of my Alabaman cousins-by-marriage. The marriage is no more. The uncle-by-marriage drowned back in '84. The older of the two cousins-by-marriage is dead, too. Blood clot to the heart.
The Swollen Goi... wrote:
The uncle-by-marriage drowned back in '84. The older of the two cousins-by-marriage is dead, too. Blood clot to the heart.
Don't you mean "Kung-Fu drowned" and "Kung-Fu blood clot to the heart?"
Mal Shot First wrote:
Also, this works a lot better if your pet is Hong Kong Phooey.
I did originally write 'dog' instead of pet, and then changed it expressly to avoid mention of Hong Kong Phooey.
You are too good for me Mal. Just too damn good.
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Ok, neat, an octopus swimming around in the OH GOD THEY CAN WALK ON LAND THE END IS NIGH!!!