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Awesome Videos

Posted by KingVoyeur on Thursday, July 7, 2011

We have one for funny, why not for awesome?

First up:

Space Tycoon
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Hurm.

The Swollen Goi...
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KingVoyeur wrote:

Double-dip.

I read this before I got far enough down on the page to realize you must have also posted the Nano Quadrotors video. Without that context, I thought you were pointing out that I had double-dipped on Mal's joke. I was made to laugh by my misunderstanding. Once I understood that I had misunderstood, I was made to laugh again.

Jakester
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 Goiter, that yoga video belongs in ABSOLUTELY TERRIFYING VIDEOS.

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Quasar
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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Hope it's clear that I don't think the linked-to videos from the "speedviewbros" account are awesome videos.

That is absolute NOT clear, seeing as how you posted them in the Awesome Videos thread.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Drakemd
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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

I read this before I got far enough down on the page to realize you must have also posted the Nano Quadrotors video. Without that context, I thought you were pointing out that I had double-dipped on Mal's joke. I was made to laugh by my misunderstanding. Once I understood that I had misunderstood, I was made to laugh again.

Double Double-dip!

Turn your head and cough!
The Swollen Goi...
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Phew. There sure are a buncha pages in this thread.

The Swollen Goi...
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The Swollen Goi...
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The Swollen Goi...
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I don't think I like the dude or the daughter.

Drakemd
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Very interesting parenting technique.  If you took any notes from that, Goiter, please throw them away.

Turn your head and cough!
Quasar
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Please. What's Goits going to do with parenting notes? Hand them to Jubbers? Then listen as she reminds him that he has no say in any and all parenting decisions? And then have her remind him that the only decision she allowed him any input on was Jubboiter's middle name, which she summarily rejected also?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Drakemd
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I'd be surprised if he had any input on the conception.

Turn your head and cough!
The Swollen Goi...
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I had a little (oh, so little!) input.

She has all the output.

Quasar
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Goits reserves his input for the use of the refrigerator's contents. He just inputs it into his mouth.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jakester
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I wouldn't have shot the laptop, but I probably would've made the video and put it on her page. I would also change her FB passwords and block access from her phone and laptop at the router at home.

If she has an iPhone or ipod? Hello remote wipe.

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Drakemd
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That is what I would have expected him to do, since he claimed to be an IT expert.  When he pulled out the gun, his redneck colors came shining through.

Turn your head and cough!
Daltons chin dimple
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I pretty much agree with the dude in the hat. When we are young and stupid little fucking cunts, we don't appreciate our parents. We should.

To paraphrase & adapt Bill Gates: If you think your teachers and parents are tough, wait until you get a boss.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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He destroyed what I'm assuming was a decent computer. He could have sold it or given it away or something.

Daltons chin dimple
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Such is the corrupt, decadent and wastrel West. Still think his daughter is a cunt, still feel ashamed that I can vaguely remember feeling like that about my parents.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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The daughter is apparently also obese.

Fucking fat people. They don't deserve to live.

Quasar
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I know!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Fat, lazy AND ungrateful. Well that settles it then. Some kind of camp will be needed for such people.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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They used to have one in Dachau. I think they closed it down, though.

Daltons chin dimple
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Fat people only burn for so long, then you need a new kind of energy.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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If you render their fat for oil, that oil will burn for quite a while.