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Ben Affleck is at home... washin' his tights!

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Thursday, August 22, 2013

http://insidemovies.ew.com/2013/08/22/ben-affleck-batman/

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My first thought was, "I wonder if Jakester would have liked this."

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Dude's played Superman, Batman, and Daredevil.

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Posted: 7 years 26 weeks ago

You beat me to it!

Sigh.  Ah, well.  We'll always have Bhutan.  Or Nepal, or whatever.

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Posted: 7 years 26 weeks ago

I think it's a poor choice, but I hope to be proven wrong.

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I'm on the fence. I'm less worried about him ruining it for me than I'm worried about Goyer and Snyder ruining it for me. Snyder's direction didn't bother me all that much in Man of Steel, to be honest. I was proud of him for reining it in.

Could be bad. Could be good. We'll see. 

I'm amused by the thought of Dalty waking up to this news.

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Posted: 7 years 26 weeks ago

One of the names bandied about was Jim Caviezel as an older Batman.  I could definitely see that. 

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Affleck is three inches taller than Cavill. Once you add the ears to that, Superman's going to look pretty puny. Maybe he'll wear lifts.

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Posted: 7 years 26 weeks ago

Or he could always be flying.

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Maybe Alec Baldwin could make a guest appearance and give him a pep speech:

"A. B. F. A: Always. B: Be. F: Flying. Always be flying."

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Posted: 7 years 26 weeks ago

 Jesus fucking Christ.  I go to bed for seven or eight fucking hours and THIS happens!  

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Who loves to sleep now, eh mother fucker?!?!?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Posted: 7 years 26 weeks ago

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Dude's played Superman, Batman, and Daredevil.

Ben Affleck played Superman? I do not remember this.

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Well, in a roundabout way. He played George Reeves.

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Goits was obviously trying to get someone to bite on that Superman reference. Notice how he listed Superman first, even though it was the most obscure??

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 Damn it, I walked right into that one too. 

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Superman always comes first. I arranged them in order of their debuts.

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http://movies.yahoo.com/news/fans-petition-warner-bros-remove-ben-affleck-batman-164352377.html

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Silly kids.

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 Oh for fucks sake.   Anyone remember 'Craig Not Bond' ?

Exactly.  Fucking Internet.  Remember when stupid people and cunts didn't have a way to broadcast their opinion?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 7 years 26 weeks ago

Could have been worse. I have a soft spot for Affleck. We'll see how it turns out.

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 I can totally see Affleck as the playboy Bruce Wayne. I'm not sure about him as Bats, but a costume could do wonders. Although since I didn't see "Man of Steel" and think the idea of a Supes/Bats film sounds like a train wreck (especially if Snyder has anything to do with it), I don't know why I should really have an opinion either way. I'm not going to be in line opening night, that's for sure.

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 I always thought the key to being a good Bats is being a good Wayne.

Keaton played Wayne as far too distracted and mental to be able to ever hold it together as Bats.

Kilmer just looked like he didn't give a shit either way.

Clooney was just Clooney playing a billionaire.

I like Bale as Wayne.  Quite clearly Bats, and playing at being Wayne.

I reckon Affleck can nail playing Wayne.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Nipple suit Batman is BACK!

Sent from Dalton's IPad.