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Culinary advice needed!

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Sunday, December 23, 2012

I am having the whole family to me for Xmas dinner on Tuesday and, in a break with tradition, I am doing lamb instead of turkey.

I whipped up a marinade from garlic, fresh rosemary, extra virgin olive oil, a dash of lemon juice and a teaspoon of red wine vinegar which is coming along nicely in the fridge.

I just collected the meat from a local farm and I am thinking of marinating it now, 48 hours out, but I seem to remember reading somewhere that 24 hrs should be maximum marination time otherwise the meat starts to lose texture.

You guys are the nation of broilers, barbecues and killer steaks etc. What do you reckon? Will I kill the meat if I marinate it today for Tuesday?

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I'm no expert, but that does seem like a long time for a tender type of meat like lamb. I only do long marinades on tough pieces of beef like brisket. Just my opinion though.

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 So you reckon maybe just marinate it before I go to bed on Xmas Eve for cooking at about 1pm start on Xmas Day?

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Posted: 8 years 43 weeks ago

yeah I'd say overnight in the fridge would be enough. Again, I am no culinary expert, just someone who watches alot of Food Network :)

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Posted: 8 years 42 weeks ago

Add salt, deep fry, slather in butter and quit yer bitchin'.

Sent from Dalton's IPad.
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 Awwww, Hicks just saved Christmas.  God bless us, one and all!

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Posted: 8 years 42 weeks ago

Since you asked....

Salads, grains, beans, tofu, and soy-based meat substitutes.

You'd be amazed...

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Posted: 8 years 42 weeks ago

And various incarnations of alcohol, of course.

Daltons chin dimple
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 Your appreciation of wine makes you a real man.  Your capacity for consumption pushes you off the scale.  Your vegetarianism undoes all the good work.

Check your penis is still present after eating tofu.

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Vegan is the new Viagra.

Not that I ever needed Viagra.  It just enhanced that which was already functioning well.

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 Meat. It's what in mah belly!

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Posted: 8 years 42 weeks ago

My Dad and his friends roast a whole lamb at least once a year. It's really the best way to enjoy the flavor. You don't even need any kind of spice or marinade - just plenty of salt that you rub on the outside and an optional bottle of beer or two to pour over the lamb as it's roasting.

Of course, the real challenge is usually the setup. You need a spit and a fire pit. Then you need to make sure the temperature of the coals in the pit is hot, but not so hot as to burn the outside while leaving the inside uncooked. Finally, you need to be prepared to rotate the spit for four to five hours, unless you have a rotor that can do it for you. If you do all of this right, though, you end up with the most delicious lamb you've ever had.

(And it will look something like this:)

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Nausea commencing in 3,2,1.....

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If you think that's nauseating, you should have seen the photo I was going to post originally.

Oh, wait...

Merry Christmas, everyone!

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 Mmmmmmmmmmm, slowly roasted baby animal.......

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The Road had some interesting meat entrees:

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 My marinade worked a treat.  It might work on that.

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Well, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before cannibalism becomes the next taboo to be smashed then embraced by our rapidly degenerating civilization.

You may get your chance!

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And I am making love to a feww bottles of wine tonight.... red, white, mixed... while watching a few movies on tv.

 

Gooood times indeed.

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 I had a similar end to Xmas day, and now my head has gone all ouchy.

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 SEND ME SOME MEAT, DALTY!

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 The police said I am no longer allowed to send people that type of picture.

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Posted: 8 years 42 weeks ago

Will Spacey's RIGHTEOUS VEGETARIAN INDIGNATION be one of the character traits he abandons when he switches user names? Only time will tell!

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 He's so goddamn masculine, with his pregnancy risk farts and ability to understand wine, that he has to do something pussy (like meat avoidance) just to stop the rest of us looking girly by comparison.

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 I have a feeling this will be a change in name only.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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You mean Spacey's still going to be championing third party candidates running for office in countries he doesn't live in?