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Current Annoyances: Die Roboter

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Friday, May 24, 2013

It's time.

The Swollen Goi...
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Current Annoyance

YouTube is being incredibly aggressive about changing my account name. I've told it I want to be "smurfthumper" a couple days ago, and it has undermined my choice at least twice. It told me I had fourteen days to make up my mind. Unnecessary. I made it up years ago when I created my YouTube account under the name "smurfthumper."

The first time my choice was undermined, it tried to give me my birth name. The second time, I logged in as smurfthumper to watch an age-restricted video, and everything looked fine and dandy. When I hit the back arrow to return to a YouTube video I had watched before logging in, however, it changed my ID to "smurfthumper@gmail.com." No. I never told you I wanted my gmail address to be a part of my YouTube account. I never told you I wanted anyoune on YouTube to put my gmail info anywhere on YouTube.

Of course, I made the mistake of linking my gmail account to YouTube years ago (this couldn't be undone, unfortunately), and many people are likely to assume the gmail account and YouTube account use the same name. In my case, the two happen to be the same. They wouldn't necessarily be the same, though, so I don't like what's being done.

It's not that I want to protect my anonymity. I don't give a shit about that. It's just that I want my YouTube account name to stay the same fucking thing it always has been.

Now I see that YouTube is offering me a dropdown menu when I'm logged in so I can choose to post as either "smurfthumper" or "smurfthumper@gmail.com."

Fuckin' YouTube.

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IT'S A METAPHOR!

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neglet
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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

They probably knew you really meant "smurfhumper" instead. 

The Swollen Goi...
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If they made that mistake, they're not the first. I will give people my e-mail address, they will attempt to e-mail me, and they will tell me something is wrong with my account because the e-mails keep bouncing back. I'll ask them if they're sure they didn't misspell some part of it, and they'll say, "I dunn writed it out SMURFHUMPER--just like you'un showt me!"

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Ladies and gentlemen, Alabama!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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No Smurfs were harmed in the creation of this thread.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Humping harms.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

No means no.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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I thought she said, "By no means 'no.'"

Daltons chin dimple
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 Smurfette is just a smurfin'' smurftease!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

 Current Annoyance is still my bloody kidneys!  Ouch.  Hurty.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

Could be a UTI.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

I think I may have just called you a chick.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

 I have a 7mm stone in my left kidney.  Hospital appointment to talk treatment next Friday.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

Jubbers had two giant kidney stones back when she had her gallstone. No big deal.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

 Yeah.  General prevailing wisdom is 'You think that kidney stone was painful.... wait until you get a gallstone, then you'll have ROCK STAR agony.  Pussy!'

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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

That's what you get from all that boozin', Daltykins.

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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

 Yeah.  General prevailing wisdom is 'You think that kidney stone was painful.... wait until you get a gallstone, then you'll have ROCK STAR agony. Pussy.

ironically, the pussy is designed to endure the incredible pain of passing something much larger in size than its usual capacity. To be more accurate, you should call him a Johnson.

The Swollen Goi...
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Jubbers says her gallstone hurt worse than birthing Jubboiter the natural, 100% un-medicated way.

She was quick to add that it probably hurt way less than getting hit by a van at the age of seven.

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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

Actually Mal, I was very surprised to learn that apparantly boozing has practically no link to kidney stones.  Doesn't help the kidneys, of course, especially when you have stones in them, but doesn't actually cause the stones in the first place.

Apparently any more than about 4mm means it won't pass by itself so there will have to be zapping to break it up, then several days of pain whilst all the little bits pass.

Joy!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

Look out for liver stones.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

 Or just a stone liver.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

 Or liverwurst.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 7 years 39 weeks ago

 That's just the wurst.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 7 years 38 weeks ago

Look, everybody! Dalty invented a brand-new pun!