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Current Annoyances

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Friday, March 5, 2010

I will be updating this infrequently. I will sometimes repeat myself. Feel free to add your own current annoyances.

Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

I'm not 18, and if you'd prefer, I'll not be consenting.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

She'll hold you down Jake, she'll hold you down and make you her bitch. You'll like it. You've got a pretty mouth.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

Current Annoyances

  1. Websites with "best of" countdowns that force you to click once per item to progress to the last one. I understand the desire to do this from a marketing point of view (more clicks means more ads), but it still annoys me.
  2. My neck.
  3. My girth. (Six Flags employees had to help me buckle in to multiple rides on my last visit. There were some real porkers there who needed no assistance to buckle in, but they tended to be short-ish, and didn't have to contend with shoulder harnesses that met resistance as soon as they were ever-so-slightly lowered.)

Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

Show of hands: How many read number 3 on Goiter's current annoyance list and immediately got an entirely disturbing image in their heads?

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

*hand*

Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

I should clarify too, I only got as far as "My girth", shuddered in horror, and quit reading. Now that I've read the entire annoyance, I'm even more convinced that you could have been talking about your penis.

Strider
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

You mean there's a possibility, if ever so slight, that he wasn't talking about his penis? What other meaning could there be?

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Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

That's what I'm saying!

Current Annoyance: I wasted my 300th post indirectly talking about Goiter's junk. So pissed.

Strider
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

By the time you get to 400 posts, you'd better be talking directly about Goiter's junk! No more of this indirect mumbo jumbo.

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Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

Strider wrote:

No more of this indirect mumbo jumbo.

Ironically enough, I've had a woman say that to me about *my* junk.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

Meaning you have poor aim?

Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

Poor aim with my jumbo junk, if we're getting technical.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

Just to clarify, your jumbo junk is all that which is in your trunk, right?

Since we've established that you are fat, I mean.

Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

Obama will fix it.

Strider
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

So where exactly does the "mumbo" come in?

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Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

Strider wrote:

So where exactly does the "mumbo" come in?

It comes in a vagina.

Thank you, I'm here all week.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 38 weeks ago

Adam54 just made a Dalty JokeTM.

Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 37 weeks ago

That'll teach him to sleep during the day!

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 37 weeks ago

We really need a nice Dalty JokeTM image tag. I have one in mind.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 37 weeks ago

If it is something that represents a face palm, I will act all offended and shit!

Current annoyance - air conditioning.

Future annoyance - suppliers.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 37 weeks ago

It's actually a pretty loving tribute. You will be touched.

You will be touched hard.

Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 37 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

If it is something that represents a face palm, I will act all offended and shit!


It had better represent a facepalm. I hear Dalty's constipated.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 37 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

I hear Dalty's constipated.

If only that were true. I drank way, way, way too much red wine on Sunday night so on Monday morning I was about as far from constipated as it is possible to be without needing to call an ambulance.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 37 weeks ago

Perhaps Hicks should start drinking before he goes into work.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 37 weeks ago

Too......... many........... punchlines........

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"