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Current Annoyances

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Friday, March 5, 2010

I will be updating this infrequently. I will sometimes repeat myself. Feel free to add your own current annoyances.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

How dare you!  I am positively dreamy!!!!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

Dreamy McMoneybags.  That's you.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

Dreamy McMoneybags

Quite possibly THE FINEST p0rnstar name of all time!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

Should I look for you in the straight or gay section?

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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

 ...and just how often do you find yourself looking in the gay section, Jakey? 

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

I think if I had the stage name of "Dreamy McMoneybags" then I could probably be found in that special interest section that lurks somewhere between Gay and Straight.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

Adam54 wrote:

 ...and just how often do you find yourself looking in the gay section, Jakey? 

I like to know what you're watching.

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Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

Wait, why would Adam be watching stuff from the gay section? . . . ooo-oh, I gotcha.

Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

 I'll own up to that. 

After all, Lesbians count as gay. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3rhQc666Sg&feature=related

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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

Adam told Jake he was gay just to trick Jake into watching gay porn. If I was Jake, I'd feel pretty damn dumb right about now!

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Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

Somehow I don't think there's a whole lot of girl-on-girl porn in the gay section.

Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

 See, I'm morally opposed to paying for porn when there's such an abundance of free porn out there. Which section would have the girl on girl stuff? 

Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

The non-gay section.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

I never really look beyond the fetish section.

kah
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

I prefer to make my own. 

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 35 weeks ago

Make some with me, then, damnit!

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Posted: 10 years 34 weeks ago

At one point in this thread, my "Current Annoyance" was M. Night Shyamalan for what he had done with The Last Airbender. Saw it last night along with Goiter and my 2 brothers (ages 12 and 16).

We were a little late to the movie (I was unfamiliar with where the theater was), so we missed Aang being found in the ice and being initially captured by Prince Zuko, so I can't comment on that part. I felt very detached from the movie, but this may be because my littlest brother kept poking me in the side so that he could complain ("That's not how you say his name!", "That's not how it goes!").

The writing was probably the worse part of the movie. There wasn't enough screen time with any of the characters to get any sort of attachment to them. They had really bad dialogue that they had to say. There were some really weird voice-overs (Essentially "And I'm going to tell you, while we transition to this scene, all of the cool things that happened, that would be better to watch than the scene we just spent a long time showing you, in a few sentences."). It wasn't the worst movie I've seen this year, but it's pretty far down. According to Goiter, The Happening, which I haven't seen (Signs is the last M. Night Shyamalan movie I've seen - and I must say, I really liked Unbreakable), is worse.

But I suppose, with a movie marketed to a younger audience, what's really important is what the kids thought. My 16-year old brother thought it was "awesome". He was extremely excited and hyper at the end of it. My 12-year old brother wasn't quite so enthusiastic, as he prefers how the story ended in the cartoon series - he was expecting a bit more action, a much bigger climax. The other people at the screening seemed pretty divided. These two other little boys were doing kung-fu moves and talking to my 16-year old brother about how cool the movie was, while this group of girls just kept complaining about the name-changes. Even their mom joined in: "It's 'sok-ka', like socks! Sok-ka!"

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Posted: 10 years 34 weeks ago

We saw it in 2-D, so I can't say anything about the 3-D, which seems to be a major complaint in the critical movie reviews.

Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 34 weeks ago

I read a review on Io9 that was critical of everything to the point of believe that Shamalyan must have made it that bad on purpose.

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Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 34 weeks ago

It's been getting a solid 1 star across the board in reviews that I've seen. Sometimes someone will give it a star and a half. Sometimes half a star. It kind of evens out.

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Posted: 10 years 34 weeks ago

 Ha! The first paragraph from Roger Ebert: 

""The Last Airbender" is an agonizing experience in every category I can think of and others still waiting to be invented. The laws of chance suggest that somethingshould have gone right. Not here. It puts a nail in the coffin of low-rent 3D, but it will need a lot more coffins than that." 

I cannot wait until I get to hear Mark Kermode's take on it. They've been ripping it for months for the title alone. 

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Posted: 10 years 34 weeks ago

No joke: over the past months, I'd been figuring that The Last Airbender had something to do with Futurama. Imagine my surprise when I discovered it was a movie based on an entirely different cartoon.

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Posted: 10 years 34 weeks ago

atrejub wrote:

It's 'sok-ka', like socks! Sok-ka!

The way a Massachusetts native would pronounce "soccer?"

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Posted: 10 years 34 weeks ago

I thought I over heard James King on Radio 1 tearing this movie to shreds.  Can't wait for Kermode!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
kah
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Posted: 10 years 33 weeks ago

Hotel check out times.  When you work til 3am and stay up til 7am, the knock from housekeeping at 11am is terribly annoying.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"