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Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Friday, March 5, 2010
A need for sleep is no respector of financial status, they even offer it at Motel 6 and Best Western. Our crappy apartment in Ibiza one year..... not so much.
Current Annoyance: I just got a twitter. I'm annoyed at myself for doing that AND I'm annoyed for something so simple being so complicated to figure out. Blah.
Sometimes, Ol' Moneybags Dimple likes to rent a room at a place like Motel 6 just so he can say he's a man of the people. He never stays in one, mind you. He just rents a room there. Then he teleports to a Sky Motel ten miles above the stretch of Nile that makes up Mallawi's Eastern border. He rents out the entire Sky Motel. Rooms there are way too expensive for anyone other than Ol' Moneybags to rent, so he has absolutely no competition, and therefore no need to rent out more than a single room. Says he likes his freedom, though, and it's not as though it even comes close to putting a dent in his finances.
Once he's settled in, he has his nearest Jeeves reroute his satellite phone so that when he calls from it, it appears on the caller I.D. as though he's calling from his room in the other place that's like a Motel 6 (sometimes, it's an actual Motel 6). Then he calls the front desk of the place that's like a Motel 6 (sometimes, it's an actual Motel 6) and complains about how he's not getting any hot water.
Current Annoyance
It is 4 a.m. and I haven't yet gotten a wink of sleep - and there is a cat, which I have already chased away once, sitting outside of my apartment meowing, howling and whining its head off.
Also, I am annoyed with the general tendency of women (I cannot speak for men) to use way too much toilet paper and thus clog up most of the toilets in public restrooms. This, however, is a long-term annoyance rather than a specifically current one.
You should rub one out, then tell us what you thought about whilst so doing.
Then, go to sleep.
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RK does NOT weather heat well. It has been over 80 degrees in my kitchen for one full week. Last night I wouldn't even turn on the kitchen light and at 10:30 at night it was still 88.1
My front room is currently 83, and it is already 76 outside at O'Hare at 8:45 on this lovely Monday morning. Now here's Space with the traffic. Space?
Don't knock it. Our so-called heatwave here in Blighty came to a screeching halt and it is raining..... in July!!! Bastard weather!
We've been rockin' the high 90's, with heat indecies of over 110. It's in the 90s today, and humid. Hell, last night at 9:00pm, it was still 91 out.
wimp. When I left the bar at 10pm saturday night, it was 100. Couple of days ago, I pulled the car out of the garage and the temp gauge said it was 118.
Yeah, but that's Texas. Molten lead is cooler than Texas.
Current Annoyance: We're getting a new driveway/patio installed at the house this week. That means the destruction of the old driveway/patio. The best way to tear up concrete is apparently with a jackhammer. Apparently the best way to tear up concrete with a jackhammer is to start it at seven o clock in the fucking morning. Apparently the best day to start it at seven o clock in the fucking morning is on a Monday. Apparently Monday is the day after the night when I work until 1 AM and can't fall asleep until nearly 4. Three hours of sleep and an awakening by a jackhammer that is STILL going six motherfucking hours later makes for an Adam who is quite possibly going to kill somebody today.
Oh, and I have a three hour political theory class to sit through tonight. Three hour political theory class coming off of three hours of sleep is not gonna be a good mix. Kill me now.
OH AND I was gonna go see Inception this afternoon, but I'd only fall asleep during it at this point, and that could be the worst movie of all time to fall asleep during, from what I hear. Double annoyed.
RedKarma wrote:
My front room is currently 83, and it is already 76 outside at O'Hare at 8:45 on this lovely Monday morning. Now here's Space with the traffic. Space?
Oh, I get it. Because I´m all about UFO´s, and it´s O´Hare Airport. Gotcha.
Don´t know what´s new there, but there´s some serious otherworldy shit happening in China!
Film at 11.
Adam, you are perfectly justified in murdering someone today, as long as you use a jackhammer to do it.
Current Annoyance - not having the faintest clue what I am doing on a project. Seriously, not a single fucking scooby!
Ask Daphne for help.
If I only had a Daphne (or indeed, a Velma) around here then things would probably be looking up.
You should've followed the boss into the bathroom while he was explaining it.
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Always ask for late check out Kah, that way you get time to flee the scene of the crime!!!