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Current Annoyances

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Friday, March 5, 2010

I will be updating this infrequently. I will sometimes repeat myself. Feel free to add your own current annoyances.

kah
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

Actually, a "friend" is buying me a ticket to fly down to Florida at the end of the month, so LaCrosse is going to have to wait a minute.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

 Heh, the quotes around "friend" makes me want to get one of those friends. 

I haven't seen Die Hard yet anyway, so that's cool.

Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

Wait, you haven't seen Die Hard?!?!?!?!??!?!?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

This is why Kah can't sleep with him.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

 Mhmm. Although at this point I'm not sure if the Die Hard we're talking about is the movie or a description of what happens to guys who sleep with Kah. 

Strider
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

Why can't it be both?

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Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

I volunteer to find out.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
kah
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

Annoyance of the day: Getting turned down for part-time entry level jobs that I am super overqualified for.  If I am applying for them, what does it matter if I'm overqualified?  Ugh. 

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

I've heard it said that there's no such thing as "overqualified."

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Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

How cool would it be if someone was turned down for a porn role because they were overqualified?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
omicron
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

Quasar wrote:

How cool would it be if someone was turned down for a porn role because they were overqualified?

What jobs do you think Kah was applying for?

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

I think I just heard Jake explode from all the way over here.....

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Drakemd
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

 

That would imply that there were actual qualifications for a porn role.

Turn your head and cough!
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

Well, it depends on the role.

I mean, I'm fairly descriminating.  You have to be mostly alive.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

Have you ever considered a career as a p()rn director?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

He was turned down due to overqualificiation.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Have you ever considered a career as a p()rn director?

You're *STILL* doing it wrong!

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

I'll do it anyway I like it, young man!!!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
kah
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

My boss.  UnFUCKINGbelievable.  If I make it through my entire shift tonight without walking out, middle finger extended, it will be a fucking miracle. 

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

 So your boss is going to Die Soft? 

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

You should come work at Vinopolis. I had a cocktail making lesson there last night (work entertaining) and all I could think was "I reckon Kah is much better at this than this girl!"

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

"I reckon Kah is much better at this than this girl!"

I thought the exact same thing the last time I got a blowjob.
And had sex.
And the last time a girl made me bratwurst.

Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

I hate you, Adam.  I fucking hate you.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

It's 3.40am here, just got back from a wedding. Despite being fed and practically drowned in champagne I feel sorta sober (wouldn't want to drive or operate heavy machinery, but still...) and I am hungry. That makes me mildly annoyed.

Even more annoyed that it made me think I should possibly consider getting married.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 29 weeks ago

Again.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"