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Current Annoyances

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Friday, March 5, 2010

I will be updating this infrequently. I will sometimes repeat myself. Feel free to add your own current annoyances.

Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

Is it time to start a Current Annoyances II?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

Give me a few minutes to really, really annoy you then feel free to start a thread about it.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

I don't think it's gonna take that long.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

Et Tu, Jack S Pharaoh?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

Jack thanks you to remember to insert the period after the S when referencing his name.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

If we start a new thread, will this one need to be renamed "Past Annoyances"?

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

I'm all for the starting of a second thread.  Once a thread gets to be over nine pages long, I become less attached to it.

Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

Just make sure that if we do start a new thread, Horso gets a mention early on.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

It was officially 90.4 degrees in the back of the house when the power went out on Wednesday.

It's funny, you know one or two of your neighbors in a city like this, pay no attention to the rest, but when something like a power outage happens, we hit the street and start talking to everyone: "Did you lose power? Do you have somewhere to go if it doesn't come back on?" "Has someone checked on the old guy at 5804?" "Do you need me to bring you some ice?"

Nothing like a crisis to unite the neighborhood.

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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

A pair of wire cutters:  $10.99

A crow bar to prise open the junction box: $4.99

Bags of ice to use as conversations starters: $1.99

Red getting to talk to her new neighbours without the need for forced and stilted small talk:  Priceless.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
kah
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

Fuck that.  The bar has a/c.  And beer.  I don't talk to neighbors.  If there was a flood and they floated by on a raft and offered to give me lift, I'd tell them I don't talk to strangers and swim to the bar.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

But if you didn't have power, you wouldn't have a/c, and you'd have warm beer.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

I'd swim til I found a bar on a different grid.  I'm in Wisconsin.  There are more bars than churches here.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

Not true. 

Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

 in Wisconsin? Probably true. I used to live in the classy half of the state, and it was true even there. 

kah
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

http://bigthink.com/ideas/21502

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

I'll believe it when I see a real stat.  Until then, I'll just go on believing people noticed it has a bunch of bars, and thought it would be humorous to make the claim that there are more bars than churches.

At the same time, an alarming number of serial killers lived in or around Wisconsin.

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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

Cereal is really fucking annoying sometimes, though.

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Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

200 million cereals are murdered every morning. It's completely out of control!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

I can understand murdering the ones with loops.  Those holes are just so inviting!

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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

I can understand murdering the ones with loops. Those holes are just so inviting!

That Captain Crunch has been askin' for it for years. YEARS.

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The Swollen Goi...
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The Cap'n would have yer head if he were ta hear about yer callin' 'im "Captain."

Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 28 weeks ago

Cap'n Crunch got capped.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 27 weeks ago

I see things have taken a turn for the surreal around here.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"