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Current Annoyances

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Friday, March 5, 2010

I will be updating this infrequently. I will sometimes repeat myself. Feel free to add your own current annoyances.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

I was going to clear you.....

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

Clear him?  Is he a thetan?

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Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

Current annoyance:  a sibling.  In a major way.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

I'm endangering the mission.  I shouldn't have come.

Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

You should not have.  Especially when we ran out of kleenex.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

I came in that thing.  I'm braver than you thought.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

It's a bit harsh to refer to Jake as "...that thing."

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

What a wonderful smell I've discovered!

Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

You can't just change from Luke to Han reflected through Leia, then to Leia reflected through Han!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
omicron
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

It's a bit harsh to refer to Jake as "...that thing."

Actually, I don't think it is. It's probably quite accurate.

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

A more accurate description of Jake might be "that thing you do".

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

We do?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

What a wonderful smell I've discovered!

I recognized it when I was brought on board.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

Is this where I insert a gag about Kah holding Jake, on a leash?

Current annoyance:  The Sky+ box (TiVo, basically) and it's finite capacity being taken up with loads of old shite like repeats of 'Glee', episodes of 'America's Next Top Hateful Meat Puppet' or 'Britain's Next Top Vacuous Clothes Horse' plus fucking costume dramas etc. etc. all having been on there for ages and showing no sign at all of being watched.

Yet apparantly, when I delete them and then get asked why, the answer "Because I fucking pay the £90 per month subscription for the whole TV/Phone/Broadband service, and when you pay half of it then you can clog up half of it!" is not an acceptable answer!!!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

My roomie fucks with my shit, too.  Just last night, she closed a very important tab on my web browser.

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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

My roomie fucks with my shit, too.  Just last night, she closed a very important tab on my web browser.

Current Annoyance
Last night my roomie's computer started talking really really loudly about the game Go at 3 a.m. (Google Chrome had decided to restart a YouTube video he had been watching) and, since my roomie sleeps with earplugs and the like, he didn't hear it and was sleeping soundly. I think most people would do what I, being incredibly sleepy and not wanting to fiddle around with my roomie's laptop, did.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

Maybe you should sleep with earplugs in, too.  Or maybe you should have simply pressed the mute button LOCATED ON THE KEYBOARD.

Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

Current Annoyance: roomies who passive aggressively take their spat out into public instead of confronting one another directly.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

I'm the kind of asshole who confronts his roomie directly, then re-confronts her indirectly.

Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Current annoyance:  The Sky+ box (TiVo, basically) and it's finite capacity being taken up with loads of old shite like repeats of 'Glee', episodes of 'America's Next Top Hateful Meat Puppet' or 'Britain's Next Top Vacuous Clothes Horse' 


Why the hell are you watching Glee and Top Model shit? I'm going to start calling you Adam. Or KV.

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Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

He's NOT watching them. That's why they're clogging up his Sky+ box.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

Why is he recording them, then?  He watched at some point. 

Also, I was going to say something about Dalty's clogged box, but I started to feel ill.

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Mal Shot First
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

Dalty's post suggests that he has had an argument with another person who is using his Sky+ box because that person is clogging it up with shows that go unwatched in the end, so said person should not get upset when Dalty erases the shows in question - especially since he is paying for the Sky+ box on his own without any contribution from the other person.

Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

I think that person may be Thurston McQ.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 21 weeks ago

Thank you for actually reading Dalty's posts, Mal.  I just skim them for references to boobs, sex, and drunkenness.  Somehow I caught "Glee."

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