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Current Annoyances

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Friday, March 5, 2010

I will be updating this infrequently. I will sometimes repeat myself. Feel free to add your own current annoyances.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 29 weeks ago

kah wrote:

To be honest, Goiter, I haven't even read anything you've written in weeks, so I have no idea if you've been funny. I don't have a lot of time, so I tend to avoid full page posts.

I write short posts, too!

(Not that they're any more worth reading than the longer posts.)

:-(

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Posted: 9 years 29 weeks ago

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

I write short posts, too!

Source?

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 29 weeks ago

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

I write short posts, too!(Not that they're any more worth reading than the longer posts.):-(

We know those are just dumbed down versions of the longer posts, so we don't read them either!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Posted: 9 years 29 weeks ago

kah wrote:

I don't have a lot of time, so I tend to avoid full page posts. It's kind of sad. I used to put a lot of time and effort into my posts, but since becoming a single mother


I'm not a single mom, but yeah, time has been way short for me.

kah wrote:

I've lapsed into this one-note, female Jakester. Sorry everyone.


Um....you keep posting about how you want to masturbate? Because banging Kah, in your case, equates to banging yourself.

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Posted: 9 years 29 weeks ago

kah wrote:

No one else gets the personal attention you get, so consider yourself privileged. And amused.


Shit. I don't have a texting plan (it's a rip off as texts are pure profit for mobile carriers), but I do have email. I'll take one line emails! Sheesh!

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 29 weeks ago

atrejub wrote:

Source?

Here.

Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 29 weeks ago

kah wrote:

No one else gets the personal attention you get, so consider yourself privileged. And amused.

Done and Done. In return, I'll name my curling team after you.

kah
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Posted: 9 years 29 weeks ago

Oh boy. Now I'm worried. And yes, banging Kah.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

I know it's not the case, but a newcomer could be forgiven for thinking that Adam is a sockpuppet designed for the singular reason of driving Jake insane!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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That is why he exists, though.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

Same as Kah only exists to keep your dry cleaners in business!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

Some days I feel like Captain Ahab.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

Some days I feel like Captain EO.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

Sometimes I feel like a nut.

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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

I know it's not the case, but a newcomer could be forgiven for thinking that Adam is a sockpuppet designed for the singular reason of driving Jake insane!

Almost half of that statement is untrue.

If Jake would've taken the time to meet me a few years ago, I'd spend much less time annoying him now. But alas.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

Sometimes I feel like a nut.

Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner.

Sometimes I feel like a motherless child.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

Sometimes
Only sometimes
I question
Everything

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kah
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

If you fuckers start writing in poems, I'm fucking out of here.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

How about poems about fucking?

Anyhoo...... sometimes I feel like throwing my hands up in the air, but I know I can count on you.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

There once was a man from Nantuckett...

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

Who kept Jakester's cock in a bucket.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

It waited for Kah

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Strider
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

If that limerick doesn't end with the words "suck it", I'll be disappointed.

www.gamingoutsiders.com
Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

It waited for Kah

More precisely, her hoo-ha

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 28 weeks ago

I am trying to work out how to get a line about Jakester undergoing rib removal surgery in here.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"