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Current Annoyances

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Friday, March 5, 2010

I will be updating this infrequently. I will sometimes repeat myself. Feel free to add your own current annoyances.

HI MY NAME IS GUS
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

I know, I know, it's just quibbling at this point, seeing as everyone but everyone uses the phrase "incorrectly" now, but...

"begs the question" ≠ "raises the question"

Think of me as a megaphone directed at God's eardrum, my child.
Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

...I don't care when you became a fan of anything you became a fan of.

I was annoyed with this way before you were ever annoyed with it.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

Oh, yeah? Horso took me back to the beginning of the Oligocene epoch, where I was afforded the rare opportunity to be annoyed with it thirty-four million years before you were born!

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

And the second I was born, I was annoyed!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

atrejub wrote:

Though if I'm lucky, Jakester may eventually come around and start posting about wanting to do me. Maybe *he* will be kind enough to acknowledge that I am a chick.

I know you're a chick, baby, and I want you to be around part of me, to swiftly varying degrees. And I do mean swifty.

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

There may be some confusion here. You see, Jack pronounces chic "chick". Not sure how that works into the scenario, but I'm 100% positive it does.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

I'm saying I want to ride atrejub like a spirited pony (and thereby emphasizing her online womanhood). I don't know what you are talking about.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

Oh, I know you're a chick, atrejub, and I'd eagerly and wontonly use your face as a canvas for my artwork, but I have the feeling that you're currently holding Goiter's wang on a chain and I don't want to steal you away from him or anything. You're welcome, Goiter.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

Jack S. Pharaoh wrote:

I'm saying I want to ride atrejub like a spirited pony (and thereby emphasizing her online womanhood). I don't know what you are talking about.

I think you might be misremembering The Neverending Story: The horse's name was Artax. Atreju was the kid.

Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

...but I have the feeling that you're currently holding Goiter's wang on a chain...

Despite all my pain, I am still just a wang on a chain.

kah
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

What are you doing out of my toy drawer?

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

. . . pleasuring you?

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

My wang is its own chain.

Everybody have fun tonight. Everybody wang chain tonight.

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

Jack S. Pharaoh wrote:

I'm saying I want to ride atrejub like a spirited pony (and thereby emphasizing her online womanhood). I don't know what you are talking about.

I just wanted to make sure you were talking about banging a chick, as opposed to banging something chic. I didn't want atrejub to be all disappointed. I mean, I'm sure she'd be happy if you thought she were chic, but she seemed more concerned that she be recognized for her chickdom. After all, guys can be chic too.

Not that there's anything wrong with banging a chic guy, I guess.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

Oh, I know you're a chick, atrejub, and I'd eagerly and wontonly use your face as a canvas for my artwork, but I have the feeling that you're currently holding Goiter's wang on a chain and I don't want to steal you away from him or anything. You're welcome, Goiter.

I was absolutely certain you were going to say you would do atrejub while Goiter watched, and then afterward you'd do Goiter while atrejub watched, and then you'd do them both while Kah watched. Well that's a thousand dollars I guess I didn't really need!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

Mal Shot First wrote:

Ayss to ayss. AYSS TO AYSS!

All right, that was awesome. Pity to anyone who wasn't seen 'Requiem for a Dream'.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

You know what, Q? That's actually not a bad idea. Goiter!! Bend over!

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

Who's this Ben Dover you keep trying to introduce me to?

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Who's this Ben Dover you keep trying to introduce me to?

YOUR ASS!!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

This is what you lot get up to whilst I am asleep?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

Your "whilsts" are wasted here, Dalty. There's no thread-specific "whilst" count in "Current Annoyances."

Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

My current annoyance is Thursty's face. Once it has a "beaten in by my fist" look to it, I will no longer be annoyed.

Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

Current Annoyance: My Global Politics "teacher". It's a freshman level introduction to International Relations. Why the FUCK have you spent the ENTIRE GOD DAMN YEAR teaching it differently from week to week. One week it's 4000 level Poli Sci. The next week it's 3000 level Sociology. Last week it was 4000 level Economics. NEVER ONCE HAVE YOU TAUGHT IT AS IT WAS FUCKING ADVERTISED YOU ASSHOLE YOU.

And while I do appreciate that english is your second language, understand that every time I have to see you hem and haw and mutter and pace and "uhh" and "wuhh" and say words like "wice wersa" and "wigiliant" instead of "vice versa" and "vigilant" there is no small part of me that wants to take my own life, but only AFTER I've gone through the FAR more enjoyable experience of listening to motherfucking Beyonce Knowles telling all the single ladies to put a ring on it for two and a half hours on repeat.

Beyonce's most annoying song (and that's saying something) is more enjoyable than listening to you speak. I despise you with every fiber of my being, and the fact that you're offering me five extra credit points on my exam for doing the same assignment as somebody who got TWO points worse than me on the exam but can get TEN extra credit points for the SAME GOD DAMN WORK YOU'RE GONNA GIVE ME FIVE POINTS FOR MAKES NO GOD DAMNED SENSE! I HATE YOU SOOOO MUCH!

ARGGGH!!!!

Oh, and Minneapolis Traffic annoys me.

And so does the fact that I was planning to go to a baseball game/get sloppy drunk in Milwaukee with kah after school got done, only to find out that the Brewers will be out of town the entire week I was thinking of going.

Where will the Brewers be three days of that week?

Minneapolis.

Blah.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 26 weeks ago

Adam54 wrote:

Where will the Brewers be three days of that week? Minneapolis. Blah.