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Fleiz Cinco de Mayo, Amigos!

Posted by Natalie on Wednesday, May 5, 2010

This is typically a day I would use as an excuse to drink margaritas at 2pm and use my ridiculously bad spanish to order a numero dos at a local Mex-he-cahn restaurante...

Hope you hombres have a good one!!

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Posted: 10 years 43 weeks ago

Or Feliz - sheesh - can't even spell a topic title correctly - I guess those cuervos with my heuvos rancheros were a bad idea.

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Posted: 10 years 43 weeks ago

Happy Arizona Day!!!

Latino caribo, mondo bongo, Nobody said it was fair. 
Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 43 weeks ago

And here I thought this thread was going to be about Heidi Fleiss' Spanish sister.

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Posted: 10 years 43 weeks ago

Or Heidi's 5th trip to the Mayo clinic?

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Cinco de Mayo has a very special meaning for me. It was the day I first touched souls with the love of my life.

You don't know the power of the Bokside!
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That is super sweet, Bok! I love a good love story.

Unless you mean it was the day you met Jose Cuervo Especial. jk :)

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Bokchoi Cowboy wrote:

Cinco de Mayo has a very special meaning for me. It was the day I first touched souls with the love of my life.

There is absolutely nothing funny I can say about this without appearing an even bigger asshole than usual. Congratulations sir!

So, who was the lucky chica?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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He's referring, of course, to Photoshopping.

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I feel a strong connection with Latin American culture, for some reason, and I welcome the sentiment.

I am drawing together plans to live in Brazil for a period of several months, if not a year. It will be a major shift for me, and I hope they will be somewhat kind to this Canadense Gringo.

Gotta take a crash course in Portuguese and Spanish.

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It is unfortunate that modern day Mexico is a swamp of corruption, despair, violence, and near-civil war.

Let us hope that one day the Mexican people will gather the strength of purpose to overcome the horrors that currently beset them, and to take their place as productive members of Western Civilization.

http://thebulletin.us/articles/2009/05/07/arts_culture/monkeybrains/doc4...

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Maybe later, after this siesta.

They seemed like they were on the up for a while. What happened to set them back on the downward trajectory?

I've always wanted to visit Brazil, you lucky bastard!

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The Swollen Goi...
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You think you could get a lot of reading done in Brazil?

Daltons chin dimple
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Not so much.

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Not even on a Kindle?

Quasar
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Why don'tcha just buy Brazil, moneybags?

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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

There is absolutely nothing funny I can say about this without appearing an even bigger asshole than usual. Congratulations sir!So, who was the lucky chica?

Dalton, I never see you as an asshole. Now Quasar and Goiter...they remind me of certain body parts you cannot expose in most societies without getting arrested....JUST KIDDING! I hold all of you in high regard......

...thank God my standards are low, or else that statement may seem a bit out of sorts!

Dalty, to answer your question: The lucky chica was a woman I met, quite by accident and quite painfully, one night back in February 1984. Cinco De Mayo ended up being our first time together in "that" manner (my first time as well). That day bonded us in a way that has proven to have defied time. People make statements and claims regarding the term Soulmates, but I can tell you that we are indeed Soulmates.

There is a lot more to the story, much tragedy, much drama, much intrigue, and the very annoying factor of being married to other people instead of each other.

The story would make a pretty good movie script.

You don't know the power of the Bokside!
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I believe you meant to say Jack and Goiter.

Write up your script and slap it on the site. We'll do what we can to get it made. I should tell you up front, though, that we can't really do anything.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Bokchoi Cowboy
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Quasar wrote:

I believe you meant to say Jack and Goiter.Write up your script and slap it on the site. We'll do what we can to get it made. I should tell you up front, though, that we can't really do anything.

No, Jack is beyond any description, asshole or other. He is a category unto himself. You quasar, are one of the nicest assholes I have ever met, and that is saying something!

As far as actually making a script...it has been discussed as she is a scriptwriter. I don't think we will ever actually do that, but she has taken elements of her life and incorporated them into a few other scripts that have won some competitions. So who knows, our Cinco De Mayo and time since may become a film one of these days.

You don't know the power of the Bokside!
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Bokchoi Cowboy wrote:

There is a lot more to the story, much tragedy, much drama, much intrigue, and the very annoying factor of being married to other people instead of each other.

Snap!!! You and me both Boki. I have a special person and a most spectacular ex (not the ex-wife) who is now with somebody else..... and I didn't take the golden opportunity she presented me to do something about it, and I kick myself on a daily basis.

Maybe this is the root of my commitment phobias that lead to comedy death faking!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Bokchoi Cowboy wrote:

You quasar, are one of the nicest assholes I have ever met, and that is saying something!

This is going on my résumé!

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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Snap!!! You and me both Boki. I have a special person and a most spectacular ex (not the ex-wife) who is now with somebody else..... and I didn't take the golden opportunity she presented me to do something about it, and I kick myself on a daily basis.Maybe this is the root of my commitment phobias that lead to comedy death faking!

Ah..there is the rub. It is really fucking complicated, but long story short I have taken advantage of certain golden opportunities but not the main one offered of starting a new life with her now instead of where I am at. A life together may be in the future, but for now....

It is painful. Knowing I break her heart on a daily basis by not "choosing" her over my current life. She is ready and willing to be with me now and forever, but I just cannot do that...yet.

You don't know the power of the Bokside!
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OK, this really is complicated. I don't envy you.

OK, maybe just a little bit.

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You will write the script and give it to us for proofreading and constructive criticism!

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What Quasar meant to say is that you will write the script and give it to us for "proofreading" and "constructive criticism."