The adverts lied. Siri is both educationally sub-normal and a prude. New iPhone = fail.
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Freakin' Siri!
Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Wednesday, February 6, 2013
It's a MAN, BABY!
Dalty was told that Siri would sex-talk to help him masturbate, but the Siri-man is fucking everything all to hell.
I'm pretty sure Samual Jackson had sex with Siri after the commercial ended.
Whenver you write "motherfucker," I hear it with a distinctly American accent, Dalty.
How very dare you!
Actually, we don't really use that word over here. We prefer 'Cunt'.
Daltons chin dimple wrote:
I am English, Motherfucker!
I believe you meant to say, "I speak English Motherfucker, Motherfucker!"
Daltons chin dimple wrote:
We prefer 'Cunt'.
I think everyone on this board, with the exception of Negs, does too!
Siri's a cunt.
The Swollen Goi... wrote:
Even KV and Jubbers?If Jubbers does, it's probably my fault.
I haven't seen KV on these boards in a while, so I did not include him. Please give my sincere apologies to Jubbers for not including her on the "not preferred" list. More importantly, please let Jubboiter know how sorry I am to have left her off the list and for disrespecting her mom.
Please, PLEASE, ask Jubboiter to spare me.
I answer your plea with stony silence.
If it is madness to kill a messenger, then Jubboiter is madness.
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Posted: 11 years 10 weeks ago
I find her useful, she sets my alarm and....that's pretty much it but remember when you had to do it yourself? Stone ages!