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Gobblers Knob!

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Saturday, February 2, 2013

The groundhog says it'll be an early spring! Thanks Puwxatawney Phil!!

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Here's how the groundhog works. If it's springlike weather, the groundhog predicts more winter. If it's fucking freezing out, the groundhog predicts an early spring. It's that way every year.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Cheating furry fucker!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Space Tycoon
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Posted: 8 years 36 weeks ago

I haven't had my knob gobbled for awhile.

Space Tycoon
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In awhile, I meant to write.

The Swollen Goi...
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Stealers Wheel!

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 36 weeks ago

 You need another trip to Brazil Spacey!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 8 years 36 weeks ago

 I don't remember the groundhog EVER seeing his shadow before this year. I also don't remember what I had for breakfast...

"You think we can smell them coming?"
neglet
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 I remember when the groundhog ALWAYS used to see his shadow ... Damn global warning.

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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

 You need another trip to Brazil Spacey!

And how.

Daltons chin dimple
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 I don't understand why you can't use human meteorologists like the rest of us?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Water, fire, air, and dirt--
fucking magnets...
How do they work?
And I don't wanna talk
to a scientist.
Y'all motherfuckers lying,
and getting me pissed!

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God makes the weather, so it can't be predicted through human means.

God talks to his animals. He doesn't talk to his humans.

We use animal behavior to predict weather through their connection with god.

Duh!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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 You know, that is so much clearer.  Now I wish I wasn't a Godless heathen.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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 If you were a real godless heathen, you wouldn't have capitalized "godless."

The Swollen Goi...
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He only capitalized to emphasize that he was specifically without the Christian god. He has pagan gods spraying out the wazoo.

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 In particular the ones that like wazoo sprays!

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Quasar
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They all like wazoo sprays.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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 See.  I told them it WAS a church!

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The Swollen Goi...
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It was a church. Then it was a steeple. Then you opened it up to see all the people.

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 And the spraying wazoos (good name for a band).

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Their shtick could be that they perform on stage while spraying out of their wazoos.

Daltons chin dimple
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 Getting their schtick involved would be taking it too far.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"