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A Good Day to..... Not Die Hard?

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Thursday, February 14, 2013

Apparently it's a bit rubbish. :(

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I guess I'll go get my straight razor and draw a bath.

The Swollen Goi...
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I could have come up with a more meaningful post, but I didn't want to try hard.

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Arnold, Sly, and Bruce are 3/3 on flops this year.

Well, I guess this technically isn't a flop, yet, but you know what I mean.

Sent from Dalton's IPad.
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Flopping is what their penises do. Because they're old.

Probably not, thanks to modern medical advances.

Goddamn it, Viagra. You ruined my already bad joke.

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Posted: 8 years 35 weeks ago

Are they even trying to make John McClane a regular cop anymore? In this installment, he's apparently blowing shit up in Moscow. Has he turned into James Bond?

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After all he's done for the world, how could the world let him go on being a regular cop?

The Swollen Goi...
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Sure, that's what made the first movie appealing, but, you know, whatever.

Daltons chin dimple
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I also think the limited environs help make Die Hard "Die Hard".  Having the whole of NYC to play in was bad enough.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Anyone remember the suckage of Die Harder?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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I don't get in fist fights often, but when I do, I do it on the wing of a taxiing airplane.

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My favorite part had to be the ambush on the roof where a guy stood there with a metal tray in front of him consisting of a couple of thin shelves spaced apart. When the soldiers realized something was wrong, they opened fire with machine guns, but they didn't come close to hitting that guy standing behind that tray, who easily leaped aside as the tray took loads and loads of bullets. Those soldiers just never stood a chance. The ambush was too well designed.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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 I thought Die Harder was better than With A Vengeance.  That one just bores me, and offends me when it tries to call on my good feelings towards the first film with the Hans Gruber's brother shit.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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DHWAV was definitely better than DHr. 

IMOSHO.

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 I am sad. I gave my son the entire trilogy for his birthday last week, because he's from the generation that thinks the PT of Star Wars is fun (ie, he has no taste). I promised to take him to the new Die Hard, if he could stand to go with his momma, so I think I may be stuck.

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 I take my Mum to the cinema all the time.  No matter the movie, it's a great thing!

I didn't do Led Mis though.  The better half took her to Les Mis.

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Led Mis sounds like a band that does some kind of wacky broadway/hard rock fusion. Like Rock of Ages, but less awful.

Daltons chin dimple
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 Rock of Ages was strange.  It kinda never really got going.

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I'm talking out of my ass. I've never seen it.

Daltons chin dimple
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 Out the wazoo!

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The Swollen Goi...
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Oh, I've seen Rock of Ages.

It's my ass I haven't seen.

The Swollen Goi...
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I've seen my ass.

Daltons chin dimple
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 Did you use a mirror?

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The Swollen Goi...
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I used a mimeograph machine.

Daltons chin dimple
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 Does it do the 'trapped in a box' thing?

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My ass or the mimeograph machine?