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Hello. Patrick was kind enough to let me register. I am/was phattydopehit.

Posted by justANOTHERguy on Wednesday, February 20, 2013

Hi there. My real name is David Credille. My FB addy is https://www.facebook.com/david.credille.7

Yes I am a real person. lol. I promised Patrick that I would cause no problems and I plan to abide by that. I would in fact, like to apologize. I am 31 years old now, and a lot more mature. LOL. It would be great to reconnect with you guys. I doubt I'll participate a whole lot like I used to, but it's great to see some of the old CA members still around. But, enough of the rambling I guess. AMA or shoot me a FB message. Have a great day/night and I look forward to participating. Take care folks........  :)

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Jango made a Castlevania fan film. Well, he made a trailer for one. I'm not sure if he made the whole movie. The trailer took itself a little too seriously, but the production values were decent.

I was way more mature back on the original CA. All right. I wasn't exactly mature when you take all my accounts into account. Thurston McQ was pretty mature. God's Swollen Goiter was fairly mature... on occasion. stephenhero was, admittedly, not all that mature. UPPER CAPS MAN, Jr. was the opposite of mature.

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Posted: 8 years 40 weeks ago

 I had 2 others besides phattydopehit...... Juice McGraw and ThaPhatness..... lmao.... I still use the made up name Juice McGraw on occassion....

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Posted: 8 years 40 weeks ago

 The Well Packed Coke Bottle Of Goiter is a good name for an account.

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Posted: 8 years 40 weeks ago

I used to be able to browse through the old CA boards. But after they were archived, only Ulic seemed to know how to find them.

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 Get Ulic on the phone.

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archive.org used to have them. You really have to poke around for them. Here's as close as I can get you these days:

http://web.archive.org/web/20030207132202/http://www.corona.bc.ca/ubb/

If you try to go any deeper, chances are you'll be disappointed.

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Posted: 8 years 40 weeks ago

 Boooooo!

Pat must know how to find them.

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 You are implying that Pat cares about the shit we used to say on the old boards. He's way too busy to care.

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Posted: 8 years 40 weeks ago

 Apropos of nothing, Spring Breakers does not look at all like the kind of movie I thought it was going to be. That said, I'm still going to wear a trench coat when I go to see it.

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Posted: 8 years 40 weeks ago

 Why?  Is it set in WWI?

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Posted: 8 years 39 weeks ago

 Yeah, that's why.

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 Thought so.  Just like that time you went to see Dark Knight Rises dressed in a leather catsuit.

Your dedication to the craft of moviegoing is amazing.

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I went to see Dark Knight Rises dressed in optimism and left dressed in disappointment.

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No. Wait. I thought it was all right and had a good enough time.

Damn it. It's so hard to remember that.

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 You're pretending to be me again.

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 I really hope Selena Gomez respects the craft of moviemaking as much as I do and therefore gets naked in Spring Breakers.

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 That's the film they were going to call 'Selina Gomez gets Naked' but changed their minds.

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 A review I read in EW said that both Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens tear into their bad girl roles with "more devil-horn fervor than anyone since Juliette Lewis in Natural Born Killers." I'm betting boobies are involved.

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Ex-Mickey Mouse Club.  You know the score.

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One chick snorts coke off of another girl's boobs, but it doesn't look like Gomez...unfortunately.

I've seen Hudgens nude before.

Seriously though, the twisted trailer actually made me legitimately interested in checking the movie out.

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Posted: 8 years 39 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

I've seen Hudgens nude before.

She was underage, though, so you're not allowed to admit to jacking off to it. It'll be different this time.

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Posted: 8 years 39 weeks ago

 Was she? Those pics are still all over the interwebz on legit sites.

Now, Portman was underage when those beach pics were snapped, but she was on a topless beach in another country. 

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You may be right about the Hudgens pics being taken when she was of age. I think there was a rumor going around that they were taken when she was a minor, but I think it proved to be untrue. What probably happened is that all that stuck in my head was the "minor" part.

The tan lines and the sunburn kill the sexy for the Portman pics. Was she really underage? I don't think she was. I remember it happening post TPM. I'd say it was 2000 at the earliest, 2002 at the latest. She would have been of age by then.

I dunno, though. Maybe the pictures were taken when she was a minor but were only released years later. This all depends on whether or not you and I are talking about the same pictures. I think we are.

It's pretty easy for me to keep track of Portman's age since she's two days older than a friend of mine. My friend was of age at the time. She was dating another friend of mine during this period. He was also of age. Nothing in this paragraph has any bearing on the previous paragraph. I'm just doing that thing I do where I provide unnecessary and unwanted details.

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It's funny how you refer to your penis as your friend. It's funnier that you refer to your penis as a she.

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If you knew how gaping the hole was, it would seem less funny to you. Or more.