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Holy sh*t! The house next door to me is on fire

Posted by Dirty Harry Potter on Thursday, February 18, 2010

I was sitting at my desk, and I heard a bunch of shouting and crashing going on. I figured at first it was just another one of their drunken, drug-fueled fights. (wouldn't be the first) But then I smelled acrid smoke and saw flames billowing out the window. I called 911, but I could hear the sirens already. It's like a war zone outside right now.

Everyone made it out safely though. What a bunch. The owner left barefoot and without his cat, but managed to get his beer. He even came over to my place to ask me for more. Some priorities he has.

I'm thinking a grow-op or drug lab is to blame here.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Quick, hide the accelerants!!!!

I am now concerned about the cat. Did the cat make it? Find out for me.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
HI MY NAME IS GUS
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

*Scratches chin* "Hm, it would appear that the house is on fire and I could be in danger if this situation is not remedied in the near future!"

*Posts on internet*

Think of me as a megaphone directed at God's eardrum, my child.
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

That is the wonder of the internet age. Instant communication, total connectivity.

I have it on good authority that Jake tweets during sex, but that might also be a euphamism for something..... or simply a sign he needs more lubricant.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Shhhh! Those tweets were just for you!

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

I am still worried about the pussy.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Did the roof catch on fire? If so, were they so careless as to let the motherf*cker burn?

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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Meth is a helluva drug :)

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

I am still worried about the pussy.

I left some food on my porch fot it. It's always neglected, poor thing.

There is no why
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

A building downtown from me had a plane in it yesterday! Some crazy ex-pilot flew a plane into the Echelon building because he hated the IRS.

"Men weren't really the enemy - they were fellow victims suffering from an outmoded masculine mystique that made them feel unnecessarily inadequate when there were no bears to kill." -- Betty Friedan
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Alright, who trigged the Apocalypse? I'm lookin' your way, Dalton.

Glad everyone got out ok DHP and your place is fine. Hopefully those were the only effed up neighbors by you.

RedKarma - Not approved for use at high altitudes.
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

I had a look at the place on my way to work. It's a mess. Mind you, it was a mes before the fire. The porch and ajoining storage room and main bedroom are gutted, and there's smoke damage throughout. if it wasn't so badly neglected beforehand, it might be worth saving. My guess is it'll be leveled. Good ridance, place was an eyesore anyway. And we're sure not going to miss a bunch of crackheads for neighbors.

Sure is nice and quit here now. :)

Oh, and Dalton, the cat's okay. My wife fed it again today.

There is no why
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

RedKarma wrote:

Alright, who trigged the Apocalypse? I'm lookin' your way, Dalton.

Yeah, sorry 'bout that. Too much brown beer followed by champagne then a late night curry in the East End. One thing led to another and before you know it I had unwittingly unleashed the four hoursemen.

Oh, how we laughed.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"