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Horrible Sequel Titles

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, April 21, 2010

I aim to collect horrible titles, here, and not titles of horrible sequels. (Though it's often the case that sequels with horrible titles are also horrible sequels.)

I also aim to invent some horrible sequel titles.

Tyler Perry's Why Did I Get Married Too? is the worst in recent memory. (It's actually the reason I decided to create the thread.) At least the "too" sort of made sense with the sequel to Teen Wolf.

Feel free to add titles--either real ones or ones of your creation--to the thread.

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The Santa Clause 4: Rebel Without a Clause

There should probably be a tagline with "Slay Ride" worked into it.

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Silent Night, Deadly Night 6: Slay Ride

Okay, that's not a real one. American Ninja 4: The Annihilation is a pretty bad title, as is 2 Fast 2 Furious.

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I wish they'd make a sequel to Se7en, just so they could call it Se7en 2.

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I'd prefer Se8en.

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I wish Stuart Little 2 had been called 2 Little 2 Late.

Think of me as a megaphone directed at God's eardrum, my child.
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That would have worked really well if he had had a girlfriend in it, and if she had found out her pregnancy was too advanced for her to consider abortion as a legal option.

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Have I mentioned how much I had the title Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel? I don't think I have, but now you know.

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My kids won't shut up about that fucking movie. I can't bring myself to watch it. The clips I have seen make me want to gouge my eyes out.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
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They really need a movie theatre where you can take your kids, drop them off to watch the movie supervised, while you slip next door to watch "Titty Car Wash 3" for a couple of hours don't they???

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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If you travel up Lindbergh Boulevard/Highway 67 on the way to the airport, you will encounter a string of erotic novelty, video, and implement shops. It used to be the case that the most prominent of them was across the street from a Toys "Я" Us.

That Toys "Я" Us eventually went out of business. It probably wasn't the best place for it, but it did give kids something to do while their parents shopped desperately for marriage salvagers.

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Sex and the City 2. Oh wait, that's not a horrible title, just a horrible idea.

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Would it become a better idea if they shortened the title to Sex 2? Probably not...unless it had absolutely nothing to do with Sex in the City.

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Sex Too?

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A Second Helping of Precious: Based More on the Screenplay for Precious: Based on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire by Geoffrey S. Fletcher than on the Novel "Push" by Sapphire

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The Unforgiven II

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I'm Too Sexy For This Film directed by Uwe Boll.

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Quasar wrote:

The Unforgiven II

I remember having a hearty laugh when I heard that Metallica had done that.

Something about it seemed sad and desperate, like hearing Mike Myers was planning a new Austin Powers movie after The Guru.

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I'm still wrapping my head around Ocean's 12 and Ocean's 13. Not that the films were that bad, but the titles? I suppose it was either that or "Ocean's 11 Too" and "Ocean's 11 3D the 3quel"

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They added new people to the team for both the sequels, so it makes sense.

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Best sequel title - "Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo"

There isn't enough boogaloo in this world. I miss Ozone and Turbo.

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They should've called the first sequel Oceans (Spoiler Alert) 12.

The second sequel should be titled similarly.

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They approached that series of films entirely wrong. They should have started with a movie called Ocean (See, it's clever because you expect a movie about the sea, but the main character's last name is Ocean. I know!).

The sequel should have been Oceans because this time around he brings along his brothers.

The third one - hang on to your seats, now - would be Ocean3 (pronounced "Ocean cubed") because the final heist would depend on Danny Ocean hiding inside a box for a prolonged period of time.

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

They added new people to the team for both the sequels, so it makes sense.

Did they?? I need to watch again, apparently.

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See, in Oceans 12 Julia Roberts is part of the team. In the first movie, she's not.

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