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I wish that Building Muscle ad would go away

Posted by Dirty Harry Potter on Tuesday, February 9, 2010

Or at least replace it with a good looking woman.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

There's a building muscle ad? All I get is the Shutter Island ad and a cartoon yourself ad.

Honey bunches.....of death!
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Ad server!!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Daltons chin dimple
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I remember when one wasn't configured right at a place I worked, the safeguards weren't set up properly. Cue an embaressing incident with an ad for a shemale dating site.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

This one behaved itself despite mention of amputee dwarves and poop themed sex play for cash the other day so I figure the ad network have not made the same mistake.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

I get ads for an ad serving site, Adtech.

Oh, and Dalty, kudos on properly using "cue." Lately, I've seen people writing "cue," when they mean "queue." It's irksome.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Are you Goiter in disguise?

I'm British, if there is one thing we know, it's the queue!

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Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Of course you must do. I was just shaking my head at people in STO (they couldn't tell, btw) who were discussing a "login cue" in which they had to wait when the server became overloaded.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

STO???

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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

I'm British, if there is one thing we know, it's the queue!

This smacks of Douglas Adams.

Daltons chin dimple
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Oh, sorry. Slow.... you must mean Star Trek Online.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Unless the 'O' stands for 'Onanism' in which case I shudder to think what it means.

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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Oh, sorry. Slow.... you must mean Star Trek Online.

No, I mean Douglas Adams!

Wakka wakka!

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In built British trait, I am afraid. We love a good queue. It causes all sorts of amusement abroad when those pesky foreigners don't understand the rules.

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I love amused broads!

I love Douglas Adams.

I love Fozzy Bear (or Pac-Man).

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Fozzy bear is, indeed, a legend. Pac-Man has to faced up to his habit.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Seriously Patrick, get rid of that fucking thing. It makes the site look we're iinto gay porn.

There is no why
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At the risk of laying my mid-30's flabbiness open to ridicule, it also amuses me how the 'before' picture really doesn't look like he needs that much work!

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I never see the ads when I use Google Chrome.

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You'd never see the Flash if you used a Mac!

Do you rate Chrome?

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

Dirty Harry Potter wrote:

Seriously Patrick, get rid of that fucking thing. It makes the site look we're iinto gay porn.

Hey now, nothing wrong with a little gay porn...

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Yeah, I love it when those ladies kiss those other ladies.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

I love Chrome. I never see the ads and it really is a lot faster than Firefox. The only thing I don't like is when you get those popups that make noise, instead of immediately closing them it minimizes them into the corner of whatever page you were looking at so you have to hunt all over everything you had open to make it shut up.

You can see flash if you use a Mac! But you can also get ClickToFlash if you use Safari, which makes all of it gray boxes until you click on it. Saves a surprising amount of your battery.

On a more related note, why DO we keep getting ads for building muscle or for human growth hormone? I feel like they didn't gauge their audience super well.

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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

spammityspam wrote:

On a more related note, why DO we keep getting ads for building muscle or for human growth hormone?


It's a hint, guys!

Daltons chin dimple
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Yeah, Jake has been watching us all and decided we need work.

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Dirty Harry Potter
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Posted: 10 years 49 weeks ago

It looks like the guy on the right went from a normal body to man-tits. Steroids will do that.
I'll bet he went vegan and came out of the closet, too. :)

There is no why