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It's all aboot the Moosehead, eh?

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Thursday, September 12, 2013

Just spent an epic night in a Canadian bar in the West End of London. I toasted Spacey and had about 12 drinks for him.

Christ, my kidneys hurt.

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In which end does London keep its St. Louis bars?

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 The bottom end.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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 This is where it all went wrong:

http://www.themapleleaflondon.co.uk/

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Posted: 7 years 23 weeks ago

St. Louis also keeps its St. Louis bars in the bottom end.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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St Louis is mostly swimming in faux Irish pubs, same as every other American city.

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I am honoured.  For the past 12 years I have been slowly poisoning myself at a British-themed pub first named "Rampant and Rose," then "Abbey Road."  There was a Union Jack hanging outside until a month ago.  Lots of British expats hangout there and have incomprehensible (to me) debates about soccer.

It's a good place, good beer selection.  I may go there today and have a pint of Boddington's.  Or several.

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I crave a beer every now and then. Problem is, there's nowhere around here that'll just sell me one beer. I don't want five extra beers cluttering up the fridge for a month.

And, yes, one beer at a time is all I can afford.

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Next time I'm visiting relatives in St. Louis I'll have to get you loaded. 

And then film it.

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It'll cost you a good bit. Much booze is required to load me.

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 Drinking holiday!!!!!!!  I'll break out the dialysis machine...

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Dialysis is a death sentence. It's a life-prolonging death sentence, but it's still a death sentence.

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 I have lithotripsy on Friday.

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Jubbers had that last year. She had to put it off a month so she could have her gallbladder removed. Her body was an unhappy camper for a stretch of almost four months.

Having Jubboiter totally wrecked Jubbers's shit. Jubbers still hasn't recovered. She's currently in physical therapy to try to get her hips right.

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 Should I worry about Friday?

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Probably not. I think it was the easiest of all of Jubbers's fixes.

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 But I'm gonna be peeing Smints for weeks!

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Show some grit!

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 And blood.

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Now you're just taking the piss.

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 Which I will be scared to do.

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Don't worry. It'll pass.

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Don't worry. It'll pass.

Just like the Boddington's. :)

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It's what ales you.

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 I think I may have to go back to that bar next week.  Such a bind.

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The Swollen Goi...
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You meant to write "bender," but you used the wrong vowel, and you stopped two letters short.