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"Be nice to your penis!"

This is gonna be like 'Shit my dad says'?  When I saw the thread title, the first thing I thought was, 'Jubbers says, I'm done with Sergio.'

Jubbers said: "Goiter, I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on earth!"

I guess that was a joke?

Jubbers and Gene Wilder share a birthday.  Yes, that means she's 78.

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

"Be nice to your penis!"

A little context would be helpful. I imagine that she walked into the bathroom to relieve herself and found you on the toilet choking the hell out of your member.

I was asking it for its take on the future of solid-state drives.  It wasn't answering to my satisfaction, so I was slapping it.

Did it say that it prefers floppy drives?

Did you slap it until it was sick?

It has a cast-iron stomach.

"I have a raging girl boner!"

That goes straight in at number one!

Goits had to hear about that one second hand.

I have nothing to add to this thread.

Not even a penis?

I'm afraid of what Goiter would do with it.

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

That goes straight in at number one!

I considered saying "On special occasions, it may even go in at number two!" in response to this.

I thought better of it, though.

Beware of Jubbers saying really off the wall stuff for the sole purpose of getting quoted in this thread.

I'm trying to use my internal editor to suss out the fakes.  I'm sure some will slip through the cracks.

Number two!

I liked the early days of this thread, when Jubbers was saying silly and/or crazy things in an "of the moment" type of manner, before she became too self aware.

Was that back when she upset Scarlet and Scarlet left the boards for good?

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Was that back when upset Scarlet and Scarlet left the boards for good?

FAIL.

HA! That's it!  Hold it right there!  Pronoun trouble.

I think if I lived with you, I would probably say some funny shit too. As it is I only know you through the interwebs so stuff I say just makes Jack sad.

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

stuff I say just makes Jack sad.

More angry/bewildered.

I'll take that. If it made you horny I'd be really worried.