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This is just so specially for Goiter

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Thursday, January 24, 2013

There is no Jimmy Olsen in Man Of Steel.

There is, however, a Jenny Olsen.

FACT!

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

FUCK YES!!!

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Perry White is black. I'm totally cool with that.

Are they going to play up some sort of love triangle, since Superman and Jimmy Olsen were always so buddy-buddy? 

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

 Apparently that is her running away from the collapsing building with Perry in the trailer.

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Is she at least a ginger? I'd watch the trailer again, but I don't wanna. (For once, I'm not avoiding something out of laziness.) 

Also, did they dye Amy Adams's hair black? Are they going to let her have her natural hair color? If so, POTENTIAL DOUBLE GINGER.

Some folks might call her strawberry blonde. Not yours truly. I call all people with a hint of red or orange gingers. No need to split hairs.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

 Fuck this shit.  I am BUYING you a ticket to this movie.

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I bet I'll wind up surprising everyone by actually liking it.

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 The cost (to you) of me buying the ticket is a detailed review within 48hrs posted on here.

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More or less detailed than my Dark Knight Rises review?

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

 About the same, only without the coming of Jubboiter delaying it.

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Shouldn't you give me a few more days than that just to cover my inevitable laziness?

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 Cheese laziness?

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

Why didn't they just make Jimmy Olson gay?

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They should make Jenny Olsen gayer.

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Clark Kent should walk into his apartment and find Jimmy there, masturbating in his cape.

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I am sure it will be in one of those Hustler "This Ain't...... XXX" efforts.

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Quasar wrote:

Clark Kent should walk into his apartment and find Jimmy there, masturbating in his cape.

That would be more interesting than what's in the trailer now.

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

 I like the trailer.    :(

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Posted: 8 years 38 weeks ago

 I liked the trailer too, but Superman is hard!

TO GET RIGHT!

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Hard to get right?

Or hard to get right whilst trying to get relevant?

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 Both, I guess.

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http://www.aintitcool.com/node/60611#comment-782227593

This is also just so specifically for me.

Geez, it's gonna be hard to go into this one with an open mind.

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I really want to be hopeful, but I feel like I haven't been given one single hope-inducing scrap.

Everything I learn about it points to a Superman movie I don't want to see.

I dunno.

Maybe it's the movie I deserve, but it's sure as hell not the one I need right now.

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 I am not sure what the problem is.

When I was seven I might have liked the fact that a spandex encrusted uber-being arrived on the planet then went about cleaning up the city, including tree-cat rescues, on his first night out of the uber-closet.

Now I am (supposedly) a grown up, with grown-up concerns, I would probably have a whole heap of questions, issues and desires for governmental reaction / protection should the same thing occur.

i also completely buy the fact that the same uber-being, be they yellow-sun fuelled, radioactive spider fuelled or just ca$h fuelled, has a need for a secret identity and a need for some coming to terms with their issues.

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Posted: 8 years 37 weeks ago

All I want out of this movie is for it to make Goits cry.

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Posted: 8 years 37 weeks ago

 Dalty, while what you say is not untrue, maybe it's okay to have a movie where people aren't so cynical. I guess we kind of got that with Batman Begins and The Dark Knight, where people were generally accepting of Bats until the Joker started calling him out.

I dunno. I don't think anyone will be able to match how we felt when we saw the original, or even Superman II.

I think Lois & Clark might've come closest, but that often went into heavy cheese territory, but it did so knowingly and was fun.

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