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Mid-West - all OK?

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Monday, November 18, 2013

60 tornadoes? Fuuuuuuuuck!

We got anyone out that way? Everyone OK?

http://news.sky.com/story/1169944/tornadoes-sweeping-across-us-midwest-k...

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 Yeah, Chicago get's f'in cold doesn't it?

Good luck with the the interview Jubbers.   Goiter, put some effort in!  :)

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Posted: 7 years 13 weeks ago

Goits gets an F for effort.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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I'm losing weight. The skinny person always get hired over the fat person when the two are equally qualified. Being skinnier'll do half my work for me!

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 There is a cheap joke to be made here about the appeal of larger framed people in the Far East.  I will refrain.

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Posted: 7 years 13 weeks ago

I think Omicron is somewhere near Texas?

Sent from Dalton's IPad.
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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

 There is a cheap joke to be made here about the appeal of larger framed people in the Far East.  I will refrain.

Even if I get down to 200 pounds, I'll still stick out. I'm a big guy.

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Posted: 7 years 13 weeks ago

 Well think of something less..... stimulating then!

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Believe it or not, I wasn't talking about my penis.

Just this once, I mean. Usually, it's a safe assumption to make.

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Posted: 7 years 13 weeks ago

(I'm doing my best to fill in for Jakester, but it just isn't the same.)

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Posted: 7 years 13 weeks ago

 I miss him.  Wish I could say the same for your penis.

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Posted: 7 years 13 weeks ago

What can I say? You're a really good shot.

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Posted: 7 years 13 weeks ago

 I wish I could say the same for your penis.

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It doesn't need to aim, because it doesn't mind making a mess.

The Swollen Goi...
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A person could take that a couple different ways.

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Same goes for the comment right above this one.

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Posted: 7 years 13 weeks ago

 I would rather talk to Negs about life in Chicago.

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You're going off half-cocked.

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This is its own talent.

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Posted: 7 years 13 weeks ago

Goits has to get all his penis puns out now cuz soon they'll get all pixelated in Jap-land.

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 I still want Chicago pizza.

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Some Chicago pies are just disgusting, but I had a good one the other day, the crust wasn't too gooey and the cheese didn't sit like lead in my stomach. It was a veggie pizza, though; if it had meat dripping grease, it might have been a different story.

oh, and Opera on Saturday. Should be cool.

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 Oh, and I also got my picture in the latest magazine of the shelter where I'm working, so I'd say I'm adjusting to Chicago ok. Although it's a horrible picture of me, my hair looks like crap. Luckily it's mostly hidden by a cute kitten.

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Goiter believes there is no such thing as a cute kitten.  Goiter is wrong.

Does Chicago really look like Gotham City, only without the CGI monorail and addition of The Narrows ?

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If there is a god, one day Goits will find himself sprawled out on the floor, shot up with fish paralyzer, covered with cat food, and one hundred percent at the mercy of a ferocious, cute kitten.

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It could be one of Jubboiter's strange and cruel punishments that she uses to amuse herself.

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