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 Yeah, Chicago get's f'in cold doesn't it?

Good luck with the the interview Jubbers.   Goiter, put some effort in!  :)

Goits gets an F for effort.

I'm losing weight. The skinny person always get hired over the fat person when the two are equally qualified. Being skinnier'll do half my work for me!

 There is a cheap joke to be made here about the appeal of larger framed people in the Far East.  I will refrain.

I think Omicron is somewhere near Texas?

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

 There is a cheap joke to be made here about the appeal of larger framed people in the Far East.  I will refrain.

Even if I get down to 200 pounds, I'll still stick out. I'm a big guy.

 Well think of something less..... stimulating then!

Believe it or not, I wasn't talking about my penis.

Just this once, I mean. Usually, it's a safe assumption to make.

(I'm doing my best to fill in for Jakester, but it just isn't the same.)

 I miss him.  Wish I could say the same for your penis.

What can I say? You're a really good shot.

 I wish I could say the same for your penis.

It doesn't need to aim, because it doesn't mind making a mess.

A person could take that a couple different ways.

Same goes for the comment right above this one.

 I would rather talk to Negs about life in Chicago.

You're going off half-cocked.

This is its own talent.

Goits has to get all his penis puns out now cuz soon they'll get all pixelated in Jap-land.

 I still want Chicago pizza.

Some Chicago pies are just disgusting, but I had a good one the other day, the crust wasn't too gooey and the cheese didn't sit like lead in my stomach. It was a veggie pizza, though; if it had meat dripping grease, it might have been a different story.

oh, and Opera on Saturday. Should be cool.

 Oh, and I also got my picture in the latest magazine of the shelter where I'm working, so I'd say I'm adjusting to Chicago ok. Although it's a horrible picture of me, my hair looks like crap. Luckily it's mostly hidden by a cute kitten.

Goiter believes there is no such thing as a cute kitten.  Goiter is wrong.

Does Chicago really look like Gotham City, only without the CGI monorail and addition of The Narrows ?

If there is a god, one day Goits will find himself sprawled out on the floor, shot up with fish paralyzer, covered with cat food, and one hundred percent at the mercy of a ferocious, cute kitten.

It could be one of Jubboiter's strange and cruel punishments that she uses to amuse herself.