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Mid-West - all OK?

Posted by Daltons chin dimple on Monday, November 18, 2013

60 tornadoes? Fuuuuuuuuck!

We got anyone out that way? Everyone OK?

http://news.sky.com/story/1169944/tornadoes-sweeping-across-us-midwest-k...

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 Where the hell is Adam lately?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Adam54
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I've been at home, washin' my tights!

The Swollen Goi...
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Damn it!

A missed opportunity. This is what I get for taking care of my daughter.

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coughBULLSHITcough

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Coughing up bullshit leaves a gross taste in the mouth. I know from experience.

Daltons chin dimple
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Adam wears tights!  If he's really pretty and feminine looking Spacey might mistake him for a Brazilian!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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He might suspect he's Brazilian. He won't know for sure until he gets Adam's tights off.

The Swollen Goi...
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Was that the post you were setting me up for, Dalty? I feel like it was.

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I've heard tell that Dalty's a huge connoisseur of Brazilian nuts.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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I am partial to a cashew and a pea.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Just don't put the pea under his tower of mattresses. He won't get any sleep.

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 I need to buy a new bed to go in my new Dalty-Cave.

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You can always sleep on your blow-up doll, in a pinch.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Just don't pinch it while you're on it.

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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

 I need to buy a new bed to go in my new Dalty-Cave.

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 SOLD!

Won't help with the romancin' though, unless I meet an awesome geek-girl.

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Put nipples on it.

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Please don't refer to my awesome geek future girlfriend who I haven't met yet as "It".

 

 

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It's just what I do.

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speaking of the weather, just dug myself out of the ice storm that hit North Texas. 4 days straight in my house. To make matters worse, my parent are in town for the holidays. By Tuesday, I was actually looking forward to going back to work.

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

It's just what I do.

I made a very obvious joke about doing your future girlfriend, and I was met with no resistance.

By neither Dalty nor his future girlfriend. This must mean he's ready to share the wealth. 
 

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omicron wrote:

speaking of the weather, just dug myself out of the ice storm that hit North Texas. 4 days straight in my house. To make matters worse, my parent are in town for the holidays. By Tuesday, I was actually looking forward to going back to work.

I feel your pain. I love my parents immensely but it usually takes me all of ten minutes to yearn for some peace & quiet when they are about. With the whole moving house / ex-Mrs Dalty break up thingy going on then my mother - God bless her - has been on the phone EVERY night checking I am OK.

Shouldn't complain too much though. It'll suck royally when they are gone.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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That reminds me... are you ok, Dalty?

I'll ask again tomorrow, if I remember.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Fine.  Offer accepted on new apartment / Dalty-Cave.  Mortgage approved, funds to buy me out of the house sitting in my bank making me look richer!

Now considering how big a TV is right and going out this weekend to buy furniture, sofas a B&W Zeppeling iPod dock etc. etc.   Toys!!!!

Thanks for asking.

When I am in and settled the door will be open to any Transatlantic visitors who fancy a free place to stay whilst visiting London, Kent and SE England.  Only penance is you have to help me drink copious amounts of beer when visiting!!

 

 

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My father died in early July. It never really hit me. Maybe I will reflect sometime down the road and be sad. 

Papa was a rolling stone. Wherever he laid his hat was his home. And when he died, all he left me was alone.