Corona | Coming Attractions

 Where the hell is Adam lately?

I've been at home, washin' my tights!

Damn it!

A missed opportunity. This is what I get for taking care of my daughter.

coughBULLSHITcough

Coughing up bullshit leaves a gross taste in the mouth. I know from experience.

Adam wears tights!  If he's really pretty and feminine looking Spacey might mistake him for a Brazilian!

He might suspect he's Brazilian. He won't know for sure until he gets Adam's tights off.

Was that the post you were setting me up for, Dalty? I feel like it was.

I've heard tell that Dalty's a huge connoisseur of Brazilian nuts.

I am partial to a cashew and a pea.

Just don't put the pea under his tower of mattresses. He won't get any sleep.

 I need to buy a new bed to go in my new Dalty-Cave.

You can always sleep on your blow-up doll, in a pinch.

Just don't pinch it while you're on it.

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

 I need to buy a new bed to go in my new Dalty-Cave.

 SOLD!

Won't help with the romancin' though, unless I meet an awesome geek-girl.

Put nipples on it.

Please don't refer to my awesome geek future girlfriend who I haven't met yet as "It".

It's just what I do.

speaking of the weather, just dug myself out of the ice storm that hit North Texas. 4 days straight in my house. To make matters worse, my parent are in town for the holidays. By Tuesday, I was actually looking forward to going back to work.

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

It's just what I do.

By neither Dalty nor his future girlfriend. This must mean he's ready to share the wealth. 
 

omicron wrote:

speaking of the weather, just dug myself out of the ice storm that hit North Texas. 4 days straight in my house. To make matters worse, my parent are in town for the holidays. By Tuesday, I was actually looking forward to going back to work.

I feel your pain. I love my parents immensely but it usually takes me all of ten minutes to yearn for some peace & quiet when they are about. With the whole moving house / ex-Mrs Dalty break up thingy going on then my mother - God bless her - has been on the phone EVERY night checking I am OK.

Shouldn't complain too much though. It'll suck royally when they are gone.

That reminds me... are you ok, Dalty?

I'll ask again tomorrow, if I remember.

Fine.  Offer accepted on new apartment / Dalty-Cave.  Mortgage approved, funds to buy me out of the house sitting in my bank making me look richer!

Now considering how big a TV is right and going out this weekend to buy furniture, sofas a B&W Zeppeling iPod dock etc. etc.   Toys!!!!

Thanks for asking.

When I am in and settled the door will be open to any Transatlantic visitors who fancy a free place to stay whilst visiting London, Kent and SE England.  Only penance is you have to help me drink copious amounts of beer when visiting!!

My father died in early July. It never really hit me. Maybe I will reflect sometime down the road and be sad. 

Papa was a rolling stone. Wherever he laid his hat was his home. And when he died, all he left me was alone.