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Zach Snyder's Ma and Pa Kettle.
My mother loves the Ma and Pa Kettle movies. I don't have quite as much affection for them. Even when I was a kid, the following clip always made me want to punch them in their mouths:
Here.
Up next, with any luck:
Zach Snyder's Ma and Pa Kettle.
My mother loves the Ma and Pa Kettle movies. I don't have quite as much affection for them. Even when I was a kid, the following clip always made me want to punch them in their mouths:
What the fuck did I just read?
Jesus Christ.
"What the fuck did I just read?"
--Jesus Christ.
"Hey, what does that placard say over my head?"
"INRI."
"Listen, Fellas. You got the wrong guy, see? My name's not Henry. It's Hey-soos. Hen-ry. Hey-soos. It's an honest mistake. I'll be hon . . . Yowsers! Couldja watch what you're doin' with that nail, huh, Pal?! I was . . . What was I saying? That's right. I was saying, 'I'll be honest.' Yeah. I'll be honest. Sometimes I people call out for a 'Henry,' and my first instinct is to turn around and say, 'That's me!' But then I hear the 'nry' part, and I'm like, 'Nevermind!' Seriously, Dude. Cut it out with nails. I . . . Waitaminute. Whaddayou think yer gonna do with that sword? Oh, you mother fuckers! When I get down from here, I am going to beat me some Roman ass!"
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I didn't know that people still use the word "edgy" in anything but an ironic context.