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My newest victim

Posted by RedKarma on Thursday, February 18, 2010

No, it's not Jake. Not that he wouldn't love it.

Anyway, back to evil.

Here's my newest victim. While it's no secret that they ARE my victim, I did leave a tiny little hint in the pic as to WHY they are my current victim.

Yeah, I'm drawing out the suspense somthing fierce.

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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

I would love it. I'm sure you'd give me a tongue lashing I'd never forget.

I have no idea regarding the identity of your victim, however.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Consider me suspended.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Can't see the pic! Damn the company firewall.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Company Firewall . . . I damn thee!

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Thanks muchly! The power of Goiter compels it.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
RedKarma
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Exorcists on company firewalls have a poor success rate.

The hint is - besides the casino envelope - my gold painted thumbnail.

Any guesses?

(No, Jake, do not guess that other parts of me are painted gold. Damn you for thinking that and damn me for knowing you would!)

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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

The best I can figure is that you are going to shoot a 42nd Street dancer/singer during a performance of "We're in the Money" at the El Dorado in Reno.

The proper authorities have been notified.

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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Trivia Time:

Dick Powell, star of the theatrical version of 42nd Street, played Philip Marlowe in Murder, My Sweet.

He's probably my fourth favorite Philip Marlowe. This doesn't mean I don't like him in the role. It just means he's probably my fourth favorite Philip Marlowe.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Hmmmm, funky gold fingernail. Casino envelope.

Is it 007 related?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Exactly...Gold finger, casino invite...You're going to kill BOND!

Yeah, I'm fantasizing that you, like Jennifer Love Hewitt, "vagazzle" your va-jay-jay.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
RedKarma
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Yet another example of celebs with too much cash and no idea what to do with it.

Now let's join together and sing the Goldfinger theme.

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Or not.
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At any rate, here's the story.

Last August my Dad called me and said "Give me three of your picks for the SuperBowl." I said "Pop, the season hasn't started yet." He said "I know a guy going to Vegas. Give me three picks and I'll put $20 on each of them." So I did some research and came up with three teams: New England, NY Giants, and New Orleans (I didn't bet on Indy because they had a new rookie coach. Fat lot that turned out to mean). But the deal fell through, my Pop couldn't get the dude the cash in time before he left.

Then my bro-in-law calls a week later. "I'm going to Vegas. You want me to make a SuperBowl bet for ya?" so Mr. Karma says "Who should we bet on for the SuperBowl? Give me ONE team."

* RK gives heavy sigh *

"Fine," says I, "Put it on New Orleans."

Nawlins was running 20 to 1 in preseason. So yes, I have won ANOTHER SuperBowl bet, this time unhedged by Mr Karma AND in the preseason, all by my little self.

Not entirely sure about this, but I think that makes me an NFL Goddess. You may now vent your jealousy and admiration.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

Tell me the first six numbers between 1 and 49 that come into your head. Starting...... NOW:

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
RedKarma
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Posted: 10 years 48 weeks ago

How 'bout it, right? :D I've been trying to hit the lottery, but haven't won anything more than a couple of dollars. Dang thing is probably fixed. Actually since I live in Illinois, arguably one of THE most corrupt states in the nation, there is no "probably".

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 47 weeks ago

I could really do with $20m right now!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Posted: 10 years 47 weeks ago

RedKarma wrote:

Actually since I live in Illinois, arguably one of THE most corrupt states in the nation, there is no "probably".

Obama will fix it.

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Posted: 10 years 47 weeks ago

Is he Bob The Builder?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
RedKarma
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Posted: 10 years 47 weeks ago

No messing with the president or Tibetan religious leaders, now commonly known as "The Obama Lama" rule.

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Posted: 10 years 47 weeks ago

I thought it a bit funny (and expected) that the 'Lama had no clue who Tiger Woods was, even the same day Tiger Woods came out (I guess he came out, I don't think anyone knew?) as an avowed Buddhist.

The ol'Lama didn't really care about this Tiger fellow at first. They said he (Mr. Lama) was informed of the situation, and he immediately became a fan. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

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Posted: 10 years 47 weeks ago

A rich and stupid person turns to Buddha? Well, keeps him out of the clutches of the Scientologists I suppose.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"