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Smurfette was a slut!
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Smurfs director has experience working with small actors
Posted by Patrick Sauriol on Thursday, July 9, 2009
The director of Beverly Hills Chihuahua and Scooby Doo has been hired to call the shots on the Smurfs movie. Raja Gosnell will immediately begin work on the production to get it ready for a December 17, 2010 release.
The movie will blend computer generated Smurfs together with live-action actors. No cast members have been announced for the project so far. Not even a Smurf-sized nugget of information has leaked about what the film's story will be about.
Gosnell began his Hollywood career working as an editor on such films as Teen Wolf Too, D.O.A. and Home Alone. He made the leap to directing on 1997's Home Alone 3 and then followed it up with Never Been Kissed, Big Momma's House, the two Scooby-Doo movies and the remake of Yours, Mine and Ours. Sony Pictures is likely hoping that the worldwide fanbase for the Smurfs will translate into box office success like 20th Century Fox's Alvin and the Chipmunks picture.
-Variety.
I'm pretty sure true Smurfs were devoid of sexual organs, despite what some of the Smurf porn would have us believe. Smurfette felt the need to cover her chest for some reason, but we all know she was originally created by Gargamel, so whether she has mammaries or not is inconsequential.
Also, Kaeos, I believe you meant to say, "They can smurf my Smurf."
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Okay. There it is. My cranium has exploded. I'm dead now. Are they happy? They have literally caused my head to explode into tiny goopy pieces with the stupidity of the movies they choose to make.
They can suck my smurf.