Twilight of the Ashley Greene nude photos scandal
Posted by Patrick Sauriol on Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Is it just me or does it now look like 1 out of every 10 actresses starring in a popular teen film franchise have nude photos of them leaked on the internet? Back in the olden days, when nude photos of a famous woman got leaked you'd have to pay $5.95 to have the privledge of looking at them in the pages of Playboy or Penthouse. Remember those golden days, Madonna? Like a virgin indeed.
The latest starlet to appear sans clothing on our monitors is Twilight star Ashley Greene (for those that don't have a Twilight covered notebook, she's the one that plays the pixie-haired Alice Cullen.) Photos of Ms. Greene posing for the camera and showing full-frontal nudity first appeared on Perez Hilton's website, the internet's equivalent to Mos Eisley from Star Wars. In the words of Ben Kenobi, "You won't find a more wretched hive of scum and villany," or at least no other online scum as proficient with Microsoft's Paint program as Mario Lavandeira.
But Perez serves a purpose and that purpose is to push the buttons of celebrities all while making $70,000 a day selling banner advertising. After publishing a trio of photos showing Ashley posing for the camera in her birthday suit, Mario can consider the buttons of Ashley Greene's lawyer pushed. The attorney sent Perez's website a C&D and threatened that further legal action will be taken while also claiming that the photos showing Ashley were taken while she was -- of course -- underage. With the fear of being branded a child pornographer putting an icy streak of fear down Perez's spine the blogger complied and took the Ashley Greene photos down, but of course that just means that they're up and can be looked at on a thousand other celeblogs by now. Here at Coming Attractions, we like to look at nude photos just as much as the next guy but oly those done in an artistic way and tastefully airbrushed so we're avoiding the messy legal and ethical dilemma by not republishing the Ashley Greene photos in question. However, I can add that Ashley is certainly an attractive young lady and I couldn't find any birthmarks on her whatsoever.
So which next leading lady has daddy issues with her digital camera?