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OBAMA WILL FIX IT!!!!

Posted by Quasar on Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Barack Obama - re-elected as President of the United States

Hicks - re-self elected as big time douchebag

Hicks' Obama joke "funny" for 4 more years

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 49 weeks ago

 Fix!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Space Tycoon
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Posted: 8 years 49 weeks ago

I remember a time when a thread like this would be two pages long by now.

Space Tycoon
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Posted: 8 years 49 weeks ago

This is so UN-MASSIVE it can't possibly be true!

Drakemd
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Posted: 8 years 49 weeks ago

In his victory speech last night, he told us exactly what was on his agenda for the next 4 years....no more long lines at the polls!  Woo Hoo!

(I am an unconcerned citizen when it comes to this, since it took me less than 10 minutes for the whole voting process.)

Turn your head and cough!
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Posted: 8 years 49 weeks ago

I don't see why this is such a big deal. Only nine incumbent presidents who ran for reelection failed to get reelected. Obama won the electoral college by an even larger margin than George W. Bush in 2004, which is not surprising considering how big Obama's winning margin was in 2008.

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I would have been more surprised if he lost.

Turn your head and cough!
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 8 years 49 weeks ago

  Understand some of the fucking retards also lost their various seats?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
neglet
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I have a new one as my rep. My old (Republican) rep's office got caught falsifying signatures, and he quit early rather than take the heat. So the only other GOP on the primary ballot, a tea party loony, got the nomination. The district was gerrymandered, so he won despite some really weird things he's done and said.

However, in a special election in the old district boundaries, we elected a Democrat to fill the seat for the last six weeks. Politics are strange.

Space Tycoon
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Politics is strange.

neglet
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Yes, very. 

Corporal_Hicks
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Posted: 8 years 49 weeks ago

Hold on to your wallet.

Sent from Dalton's IPad.
Space Tycoon
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Wallets are so 20th century...

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 Looks like I won't be moving to Canada.

Latino caribo, mondo bongo, Nobody said it was fair. 
Space Tycoon
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We've got a neocon-lite government at the moment, so you may have been disappointed anyway...

The Swollen Goi...
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It's strange for me to see you using "we" when speaking of Canada, Spacey. You usually use it when speaking of the U.S.

Space Tycoon
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Depends on the context.  Often when I am speaking in big-picture terms, I mean "we" as in "North Americans," or "The West" etc.  So I tend to conflate the two countries a bit, true. 

In truth, these days there isn't as much of a difference between Canadian and American culture--especially political culture-- as folks would like to believe. 

Certainly not in the area of foreign policy, which has been in a gradual process of harmonization for several years now.

The Swollen Goi...
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I'm just givin' ya shit, Tycorino.

Space Tycoon
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And I was just trying to sound all smartsy-fartsy. 
 

Usin' all them college-boy fancy-pants long words.

Drakemd
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I only wear my fancy pants on Saturday's when I'm performing.

Turn your head and cough!
Space Tycoon
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When you say "performing," is there a brass pole and/or rail involved?

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It'd be easier to try and guess what's not involved.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Space Tycoon
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No farm animals, I pray...

The Swollen Goi...
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Space Tycoon wrote:

When you say "performing," is there a brass pole and/or rail involved?

The answer is "yes." Just so you know, though, the pole is fastened to nothing, and there is no dancing.

Because you were trying to suggest that he's pole dancing, see, and I'm subverting that by suggesting he sticks it up his butt.

Is funny.

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Medically, it is not possible to put a brass dancing pole up one's butt.

I know this, not from experience, but because I'm a doctor.

Turn your head and cough!
The Swollen Goi...
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It's possible to get at least some of it up one's butt. 

I've seen 1 Guy 1 Cup/1 Man 1 Jar.

Multiple times.