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I never thought you wouldn't.
I have ZERO interest in watching this. ZERO!
Due to Dalty's surprising absence from this thread, I must assume all his focus is on amassing his entire fortune with the hopes of enticing Octomom to a private one-on-one performance.
If he thinks he needs more than a couple hundred bucks to entice her, then he deserves to lose every cent.
It's not losing your money if you spend it on something you value. It's blowing it. Apropos in this situation, obviously.
It should be fairly easy to negotiate a low price for that from Octomom, but Dalty will probably blow that too.
It'll be like getting sucked off by Angelina Jolie, except the lips surrounding his penis will be devoid of Jon Voight's DNA.
Okay, the pics were everywhere. I looked at one. I sort of wish I hadn't.
http://omg.yahoo.com/news/octomom-nadya-suleman-36-dating-bodybuilder-frankie-g-153500476.html
I bet that dude wakes up early every morning just to shoot a bird at the sun as it rises.
"Fuck you, Sun! You're not the king of me."
Watched it. It was lame. Almost no penetration. She got the second knuckle of her index finger in and didn't go any deeper. That lasted all of two minutes. She put a thin vibrator in about as deep as she put her index finger. Took twenty-five minutes for that to happen.
The best thing about the movie is a song they play while she's washing onesies on an old-fashioned washboard. I couldn't find any credits on the music, but I liked the song. Whoever sings the song repeats the line "I wanna go outside and play" a lot. It sounded a lot like a Kinks song called "Holiday." It sounded so much like it I began to wonder if maybe they used it as a model.
The Swollen Goi... wrote:
I'll watch it once for Jakester.
Don't forget.
All right. "Restless" review before we leave Germany, Octomom once more for Jakester. I'll do my best.
The Swollen Goi... wrote:
I bet that dude wakes up early every morning just to shoot a bird at the sun as it rises. "Fuck you, Sun! You're not the king of me."
That dude looks like he's hooked on spice.
Thanks for taking one for the team, Goiter.
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I'll watch it.