Having now proved that it is possible for an adult male to survive for an entire weekend on nothing more than Twiglets and wine, I fear I may have damaged myself. My kidneys hurt like hell and I really need a lie down.
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Pussy. They survived on wine just fine in the middle ages, and I think they had to do without Twiglets as well. Of course, that may have had something to do with their life expectance being in the 20s....
Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
I think I am better now. 24 hours with no wine or twiglets might have helped.
Of course, I was only slumming it on wine and twiglets because I was fresh out of Moet and Jammy Dodgers!!
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
I know what a cum dodger is, but not a jammy dodger.
Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
KingVoyeur wrote:
I've always wondered, what the hell is a Jammy Dodger exactly?
A Jammy Dodger, of course, is a kid who flees to Canada in order to avoid nap time.
It's a biscuit (or cookie in Yank-speak) which is two cookie layers, with a fruit jam (or jelly, in Yank-speak) layer in between. They are a cookie of myth and legend. They also go well with Moet! :)
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Except that KY should be a JAM.
Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
In my experience, KY effects the opposite of "jamming."
Well...
I suppose it all depends on one's definition of "jam."
Q - What do you do if your partner starts smoking?
A - Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant.
....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Drink plenty of water and eat some real food.
I have a feeling that this idea started sounding better and better with the more wine you drank.