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Dalty, I feel intense sexual desire for how awesome you are. 8==D

OK, thanks. That killed it stone dead.

Nice one!

You think that's a nice one? Look at this one:

8====D

Oh, my!

ASCII and ye shall receive.

And by receive, I mean...

Say, what *do* I mean?

I am NOT assuming the position. I have nothing to bite down on.

What, you ain't got no tongue?

(Apologies to the tongueless readers reading this.)

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

(Apologies to the tongueless readers reading this.)

That's a bit redundant innit? If you'd have just said "Apologies to tongueless readers," it would have sufficed. The clarification is unnecessary because those tongueless readers NOT reading this would not have been offended.

My esteemed opinion of you has now been tarnished somewhat. I shall now go and weep softly into my grape soda.

Tongue or no tongue, I ain't getting bummed by Goiter. I'm busy!

I find it difficult to believe you're that busy.

OK, fair comment. I am busy, yet easily distracted, and not by the prospect of a ferocious digital bumming from Goiter.

Jakester wrote:

That's a bit redundant innit?

I was specifying only the tongueless readers who had read what I had written. All those tongueless readers out there whose eyes will never light on this page can go and eat bowlful of a vegan's caca. I refuse to apologize to people unless they have put themselves in a position to be offended by me.

That said, redundancy is what I do, Jakester. It surprises me that it took you ten years to notice.

Either that, or your frustration with my redundancy finally reached a head. Speaking of reaching a head, I just lightsped to the Dalty galaxy. I think I'm going to park myself in that small space station. Wait. That's no space station!

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

It surprises me that it took you ten years to notice.

Make it stop!

Speaking of sexy girl parts, this really is MILF-tastic here. Wondering how I can get a photo without ending up in front of some sort of tribunal.

Tell her you're going to submit her picture to a 'lad's mag' and then get her to look all slutty and snap a pic.

"Hi, and welcome to your new job. You don't really know me, I am one of the senior management team from the other division you share this floor with, and would you mind awfully if I took your pic? OK then, look slutty..... no, more slutty..... MORE SLUTTY THAN THAT!!!!!!"

Oh, to actually live in your world Jake. I imagine there is a constant and chronic shortage of tissues and lube on Jakester World?

I don't need no stinking lube!

Sadly, at my place of employment, there are only one or two hot chicks. That may change when the sales team moves in. We'll see.

Depends what you do. In my experience sales teams are full of cunts. Male cunts in suits they couldn't really afford talking crap about stuff they don't really understand. I used to be Head of Sales. Draw your own conclusions.

Yeah, you are a Sales-head, that's for sure.

I think I saw a nice blonde piece of trim hanging around one of the conference rooms the other day, but she might've been a customer. Dunno. I'll let you know.

Jakester wrote:

Yeah, you are a Sales-head, that's for sure.

I'm pretty sure that's an insult!!!