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Pee Wee Herman is Jokey Smurf

Posted by Quasar on Thursday, April 29, 2010

http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-pee-wee-joins-new-live-action...

Awesome.

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Shouldn't he be Kiddy-Fiddler Smurf? Or was all that never proven?

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It has not been proven that a character named Kiddy-Fiddler Smurf was ever created.

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Posted: 10 years 43 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Shouldn't he be Kiddy-Fiddler Smurf? Or was all that never proven?

As far as I know that's never even been alleged, and is a gross slander.

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Daltons chin dimple wrote:

Shouldn't he be Kiddy-Fiddler Smurf? Or was all that never proven?

He was never accused of molesting children.

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What was he accused of then? I must have him / his alleged crime confused with somebody else.

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Masurbating in a public theatre, apparently.

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Masturbation in a movie theater. (I think.)

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Jinx!

Think of me as a megaphone directed at God's eardrum, my child.
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That's what he said!

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Daltons chin dimple
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In that case I retract my previous comment as I was mistaken.

And haven't we all knocked one out in a movie theatre?

No? OK, just me and Pee-Wee Herman then.

;)

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Posted: 10 years 43 weeks ago

It was an adult (aka pornographic) movie theater.

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He was also accused of owning "child pornography," but those charges were dropped. Turns out he had a huge collection of erotica, kitsch items, and artsy, vintage photographs. There were some naked teens in a few of the photographs, many of which he had bought in bulk.

Here's a bit from the Vilage Voice article, "Persecuting Pee-Wee":

One California dealer of vintage magazines, who has sold to Reubens, says "there's no way" he could have known the content of each page in the publications he bought. As for the incriminating films, "Most people don't watch videos before they buy them—especially the compilations," says this dealer. He recalls Reubens asking for "physique magazines, vintage '60s material, but not things featuring kids."

Collector of erotica? Indubitably. Fucker of childen? Dubitably.

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Moral panic.

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I remember when the headlines broke - I felt sorry for the guy. He was one funny (weird, but funny) comedic talent. First busted and publicly shamed for whackin' off in an adult store video booth in 1991. Hypocritical, considering the number one use for the internet: Tub Girl

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The Swollen Goi...
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It just doesn't seem right to arrest someone for masturbating in an adult theater. That's what people do in an adult theater. It's entrapment.

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Tim Burton's only good movie.

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uncleagent wrote:

the number one use for the internet: Tub Girl

Please... please do not utter those two words in my presence. Evil follows in their wake.

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I was reduced to sniffing a seeing eye dog's ass in the months that followed my clicking of that link. I have sworn off porn because of ... you know.

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Then you know... YOU KNOW..... the horror that those two words represent.

May GOD help us in the future!!

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Well, because of what I have seen of .... YOU KNOW,,,, I have to conclude, there is no god.

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Or at least, there IS a Devil.

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I have no idea what you are talking about, but I am pretty sure it's depraved.

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Not depraved. Just sick.

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