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Proof of god

Posted by Quasar on Wednesday, February 27, 2013

This thread can be used to discuss the various events and evidence supporting the existence or non-existence of god.

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 God doesn't exist.  The proof is the world all around us and everything we come to understand about it as we accelerate away leaving such primitive distractions behind us.

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Every year at the end of February and the beginning of March, we have basketball tournaments in our city for 2 weeks. (Girls first week, boys second week). And every year, during that 2 week period, we have a massive snowstorm. Sometimes it's in the first week, sometimes it's in the second. But it's always one storm in the same 2 week period.

There is nothing else 100% consistent in our winters. Sometimes they're awful. Sometimes they're mild. Sometimes we have tons and tons of snow. Sometimes we have barely any. But every year we get one snowstorm in that same 2 week period. Not a light snow. Not a heavy but not really disruptive snow. We get hit hard. And during that time, we have thousands of out-of-towners coming in for the basketball tournaments, gumming up traffic. And the snowstorm makes it 100 times worse.

So it's plainly obvious there's an intelligence at work behind this. Which means a) there is a god and b) he's a giant jaghole.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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 Dinosaurs are awesome.

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 I don't need to rehash this, do I?

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Yep.

And no copying or pasting!

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I made it through a month of jury duty without having to report once. Possibly due to divine intervention.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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 If God existed, he wouldn't let Jehovas Witnesses.

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God can not be proved or disproved.  At one time, poople KNEW the earth was flat. 

"You think we can smell them coming?"
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 The thing about science is that it's all about evidence, and until there is sufficient evidence to "prove" something to be true, then it probably doesn't exist.

Also note that extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence. There isn't any actual evidence for the existence of an omnipotent supernatural being, so....

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People are going to believe what they're going to believe.

If you want to know what a select group of academics in Germany, America, and Britain believed in the neighborhood of 1910, I have all sorts of shit I could tell you.

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When you believe in what you believe in - no matter what happens, no matter what people believe - the ultimate is the ultimate; and this is the ultimate.

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I was going to make Mal's post, but I was too lazy to take the ten seconds it would have taken to go and get the exact quote.

I bet Mal has it memorized. Fucker.

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 That's deep man. Really deep.

My tissues are pink.

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That's what happens when you mix white and red.

Incidentally, I hate facial tissues. They're pretty shitty at the job they were designed for. If I'm going to wipe a snotty nose, I'd rather use paper towels or toilet tissues.

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Col_Matrix wrote:

God can not be proved or disproved.  At one time, poople KNEW the earth was flat. 

And a couple of thousand years ago people thought the Sun was pulled across the sky by a bloke in a chariot and that thunder was because the Gods were angry.

Not sure I get your point?

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The point is, can you prove there's no bloke pulling the sun? Yeah, didn't think so!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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What's funny is ideas tend to stay around until they're disproven. Everyone knew the earth was flat, until it was proved it wasn't. The same people who came up with that idea are the same types of ones who came up with the god idea. Since no can disprove the existence of an invisible entity that doesn't speak to anyone nor has any viable contact with a living person, it can never be scientifcally disproven, as ludicrous an idea as it is. Ergo, it lives on.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Ahhh, but components of the existence of this entity can be disproven.  Eg. Thunder anger Gods and sun hauling chariots.  We now know that there is no chariot, but we orbit the sun.  We now know that rapid pressure and temperature changes in atmospheric conditions from lightning cause thunder.

Similarly Christianity stated that the world was created in seven days.  We know the to be wrong.

It was stated that man was made in Gods image which runs contrary to what is understood about genetic evolution and natural selection.

Etc. etc. etc.

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Well obviously the bible is 100% false. But that still doesn't disprove the existence of god! lol

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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I concealed the identity of the other party so you wouldn't realize I was having a conversation with myself.

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 Are you a God?

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There is no God. Only Zuul.

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That said, I need a starship.