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Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

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Bill Simmons breaks down the starting QB situation for all 32 teams; I like it how he claims that Roethlisberger has supplanted Cutler as the league's premiere QB villain, and that Cutler is trying to reclaim the title by being a dick to all Bears fans.

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Pickled pomegranate.

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Mal Shot First
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Adam54
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 Kah agreed today to be my text message based wing man in my efforts to quite literally charm the pants off my smoking hot TA named Magic. 

However, I cannot make puns in an effort to be charming. This could get tricky. 

Daltons chin dimple
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I bet she could perform some Magic on your Johnson if you asked her nicely.

Will you eventually be able to lay claim to "Doing Magic" ?

Are you familiar with the performer Paul Daniels?  Look him up.  His catchphrases might help you out.

I also recommend an "I believe in Magic" T-Shirt and repeated references to her Magic Kingdom.

It's fool proof!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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Just say to her "I've always wanted to get my dick into magic."

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jack S. Pharaoh
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My approach would be, "Hey lady.  My dick, your ass: it's happening."

Quasar
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"Nothing up my sleeves. Voila! Here's my dick!"

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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What's her surname?

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The Swollen Goi...
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If it's "Carpet," your work's done for you.

The Swollen Goi...
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On the other hand, if it's "Johnson," I recommend wearing protection.

Well, I suppose I recommend it, regardless.  

Really, though, if it's higher education white on higher education white, all you really have to worry about is herpes and pregnancy.  Higher education whites never get real diseases.

There's also jock itch.

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I don't know if I'd consider Adam "higher education". He hasn't even seen Die Hard.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Damnit, Goiter, you took my carpet joke!

Ask her if she knows how to make a salami disappear.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Whatever you do, almost everything has to be suffixed with "Ta-da" and a pause for applause!

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Daltons chin dimple
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We are so helpful.  No wonder you chose Kah as your wingman!

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She's probably got a hot assistant for the more complex tricks too!

Honey bunches.....of death!
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Unfortunately for Adam, her hot assistant's probably a guy.

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Why couldn't my college offer this?

www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-11219411

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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

Daltons chin dimple wrote:

What's her surname?

I'm not going to directly answer this to protect her privacy from Jakester, but her surname matches the surname of one of the Big 3 players on the Miami Heat.

And Quasar...I've seen the first hour of Die Hard and am trying to find some time to rewatch it from the start. Highly entertaining stuff so far.

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 Oh, and it's worth mentioning that she's a PhD student, so she's well on her way to being Dr. Magic. 

I'm gonna spend more time in office hours with her than I've spent with all of my previous teachers/TA's combined. Giggidy. 

The Swollen Goi...
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Adam54 wrote:

Oh, and it's worth mentioning that she's a PhD student, so she's well on her way to being Dr. Magic.

If she's a PhD student, she has to contend with a pretty high dropout rate. "Well on her way" might be stretching it.

Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

 Forgive me Goiter, for I have sinned. 

She's potentially somewhere along the path to becoming a Doctor in Political Science. 

And I kinda hope she does drop out since Dr. Magic was gonna be my porn name.