Corona | Coming Attractions

I was really surprised that during the "music" keynote last month, Apple didn't rebrand the iPod Touch as the iPon.

For Quasar from today's Snapple:

Snapple Fact:  Most rechargeable batteries can be recharged up to 1,000 times.

Note bene to the above Snapple Fact:  That lasts Kah about a week.

If only you lived closer to her Jakester, then she could save money on batteries.

Instead she'll have to bang some other douchebag (sorry, Adam!)

At what point does it become acceptable to discipline somebody else's (a strangers) kids?

In the South, the answer to this question is "when they're in school."  I was paddled on three separate occasions, despite being the best-behaved student in my class.

Am I the only one who thinks Megamind's Metro Man looks like Sean Penn? 

Yes.

Yes!

According to Access Hollywood, Brad Pitt thinks Metro Man looks like George Clooney.

I wonder if Mike Myers thinks Shrek looks like John Goodman.

No, he thinks Shrek looks like George Clooney.

George Clooney doesn't even think George Clooney looks like George Clooney.

I am eating a jelly doughnut.

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

Am I the only one who thinks Megamind's Metro Man looks like Sean Penn? 

I think Megamind's Megamind looks like Colin Farrell.

I think Megamind is the offspring of The Great Gazoo.

JEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY DOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHNNNNNNUUUUUUTTTTT!

That makes me think of Bob and Doug McKenzie.  Rick Moranis:  "Would you like a donut, eh?  It's a jelly."

Or this:
Bob
He's guarding the beer, what do we do?

Doug
Bribe him.

Bob
Yeah! Get him a donut--jelly, he likes jelly. Jelly donut coming!

Doug
Ok, Hosehead! Mmmm...delicious jelly donut.

I ain't givin' you none of mah beer!

Great movie!  We must have watched that a hundred times when we were kids.  It came out right as I was heading into my teens, so it was the perfect type of humor.

You came out right as you were heading into your teens?  How'd that go over in middle school?

Brave man.  Kids can be so cruel.

I just got a text from a married friend of mine with whom I often exchange books (did you know truck drivers could read?), and it read "come and get it.  the book 2."

Gross.  My flexible morals only encompass my behavior with non-married, non-committed friends.  I'm always quite clear about that, especially with the aforementioned truck driver.  Last weekend after about 12 hours of drinking, he couldn't stop talking about "if you were my gf," or "if Sully were my stepson"....  Gah.