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Random III

Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 4 days ago

One of these days I'm going to send Kah a penis email.  I hear chicks totally dig that.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 4 days ago

Oops.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 4 days ago

I totally didn't mean to do that.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Strider
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Posted: 10 years 4 days ago

Ooops....didn't relize there was another page when I posted.  Moving right along...

www.gamingoutsiders.com
kah
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Posted: 10 years 4 days ago

I'm a fan of the masturbating vids.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 4 days ago

Send me a pic.  You'll get a vid.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 4 days ago

 The last time I watched a vid masturbate, it covered me in pixels.

Drakemd
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Posted: 10 years 4 days ago

Speaking of masturbation, has anyone noticed the hotness factor has been increased in the pictures in the Facebook box on the right?  Well, except for Ol' Beau Watkins who keeps appearing over there today.

Turn your head and cough!
Adam54
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Posted: 10 years 4 days ago

Wait a minute...let me do some math here.

Kah likes the masturbating vids
I have a cell phone that can make videos and send them to others.
Kah's telephone number is inside my cell phone.
I should make a video of me masturbating.
And send it to Goiter!

WAIT

No, I should send it to kah!

And agreed on the increased hotness in the facebook box. I see three in there now (Aja, Rene, and someone named Jessie) who are pretty gorgeous.

Mal Shot First
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Posted: 10 years 4 days ago
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 4 days ago

Someone named Jessie called you a dumbass.

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omicron
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Posted: 10 years 4 days ago

yeah, they are definitely skewing the pictures towards the hotties. Somehow I don't think Michelle, Leia, Rene, Hanna or Kasie are regular CA'ers

We were watching Al-Quaeda, and all this time our security services should have been keeping watch on Jakester's throbbing nutsack!-Dalton's chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 4 days ago

omicron wrote:

yeah, they are definitely skewing the pictures towards the hotties. Somehow I don't think Michelle, Leia, Rene, Hanna or Kasie are regular CA'ers

Yes, in fact I am somewhat skeptical as whether those Facebook accounts are on the up-and-up.

Daltons chin dimple
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You think Patrick is keeping us here by falsely creating FB profiles of hot women, making them 'Friends of CA' and then teasing us with their pics over there on the right so we remain on the off-chance that one of them might stop by, actually let Jakester bang them, turn Adam straight, profess to a deep love of Horso and actually laugh at one of my jokes?

OK.  Count me in!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 3 days ago

When'd you get so wise, Dalty?

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 3 days ago

When he started reading Horso.

Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 2 days ago

Its awfulness jolted him from his stupor.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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You leave my stupor alone, sir!  It is a fine place to be.... as long as Horso stays the fuck away from it.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 10 years 3 days ago

Random: I had a frozen mini-pizza for lunch, and on the package it lists "Cooking Instructions", and the first thing it mentions there is "Cook before eating".That's fucking retarded! If someone doesn't know they're supposed to cook a frozen pizza, they're not going to look for cooking instructions! There should be a separate section called "Eating Instructions", and they should put that direction there!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
KingVoyeur
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Posted: 10 years 3 days ago

Ok, so this guy I know posted some pictures of recent baking results on Facebook. There are several that are supposed to be the "pumpkin stem tops" for cakes he is baking. Here's a photo of one:

Please dear God tell me I'm not the only one who thinks they look like flacid penises...

Honey bunches.....of death!
Mal Shot First
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Posted: 10 years 3 days ago

That looks like a green turd to me.

Or Flubber.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 3 days ago

It looks like Swamp Thing shat a dick.

Jakester
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Posted: 10 years 3 days ago

I see a green weiner!

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 10 years 2 days ago

Quasar wrote:

Random: I had a frozen mini-pizza for lunch, and on the package it lists "Cooking Instructions", and the first thing it mentions there is "Cook before eating".That's fucking retarded! If someone doesn't know they're supposed to cook a frozen pizza, they're not going to look for cooking instructions! There should be a separate section called "Eating Instructions", and they should put that direction there!

This is part of the problem with the human race as a whole. We are wasting time, effort and money catering to fuckwits who need instructions like this. We should just leave it. They will starve themselves or die out due to some other form of stupidity and we can move forward without their particular ball-and-chain dragging us back as a species.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 10 years 2 days ago

They may be too stupid to read instructions, but you can bet your ass they aren't too stupid to press charges if they break their tooth on a frozen pizza.