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Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

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She's really good at playing hard to get.  Heh.  I said "hard."

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 46 weeks ago

Connemara Cask Strength Peated Single Malt Irish Whiskey is the one you want.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 46 weeks ago

I don't have that in my liquor cabinet.  Bring me some.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 46 weeks ago

Jack S. Pharaoh is closer.  He ought to be the one to bring it to you.

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 46 weeks ago

Jack's proximity to Jakester in inversely proportional to the amount he cares.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 46 weeks ago

 This seems like as good of time as any to remind Jake that I live closer to Kah than he does. 

Jakester
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She's a tricky one, that Kah.

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KingVoyeur
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Silly Jakester, Kah's tricks are for...well, anyone but you I suppose.

Honey bunches.....of death!
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Random!

I think Yahoo! was a little confused tonight (screen-capture of the front page at around 10:30 p.m.):

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That looks like Yoko Ono to me.

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I think Yahoo! needs to get their shit together.

Daltons chin dimple
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Like Tyrone?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
KingVoyeur
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Will Watson be the beginning of the end for humanity?

Honey bunches.....of death!
KingVoyeur
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I was just wondering today, how many movies are there that are set in a future whose date has passed, like Predator 2 (made in 1990 but set in 1997 or 98), 2001: A Space Odyssey and 2010: The Year We Make Contact, and none of the things predicted have come to pass? I thought about making this its own thread, but decided people wouldn't care enough to make it worthwhile, so I just posted this here.

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Posted: 9 years 44 weeks ago

Or Prince's 1999?

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
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When Kah posts, I feel like Prince's ejaculating guitar.

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The Swollen Goi...
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KingVoyeur wrote:

I was just wondering today, how many movies are there that are set in a future whose date has passed, like Predator 2 (made in 1990 but set in 1997 or 98), 2001: A Space Odyssey and 2010: The Year We Make Contact, and none of the things predicted have come to pass?

The Swollen Goi...
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According to Nostradamus scholars, his vague predictions indicate that the world will be coming to an end in 1936. Or 1937. Or 1938. Or 1939. Or 1940. Or 1941. Or 1942. Or 1943. Or 1944. Or 1945. Or 1946. Or 1947. Or 1948. Or 1949. Or 1950. Or 1951. Or 1952. Or 1953. Or 1954. Or 1955. Or 1956. Or 1957. Or 1958. Or 1959. Or 1960. Or 1961. Or 1962. Or 1963. Or 1964. Or 1965. Or 1966. Or 1967. Or 1968. Or 1969. Or 1970. Or 1971. Or 1972. Or 1973. Or 1974. Or 1975. Or 1976. Or 1977. Or 1978. Or 1979. Or 1980. Or 1981. Or 1982. Or 1983. Or 1984. Or 1985. Or 1986. Or 1987. Or 1988. Or 1989. Or 1990. Or 1991. Or 1992. Or 1993. Or 1994. Or 1995. Or 1996. Or 1997. Or 1998. Or 1999. Or 2000. Or 2001. Or 2002. Or 2003. Or 2004. Or 2005. Or 2006. Or 2007. Or 2008. Or 2009. Or 2010. Or 2011. Or 2012.

Et cetera. Mayan Calendar be damned.

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I live in hope that Horso will end by 2012.

 

Doesn't Blade Runner only have 5 years left?

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
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What about Judgement Day from the Terminator movies?  There were actually two dates and they have both passed.  The first was August 29,1997 and the second was July 24, 2004.

What about 1984?  Ok, that is a book, but the date has passed.  Some may argue whether or not the things predicted in it have come to pass.

Turn your head and cough!
Daltons chin dimple
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Can't comment.  I am busy in a daily hate.

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Quasar
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How about 2012? Has that happened yet?

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jakester
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2012 happened earlier this year!  WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!

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KingVoyeur
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Posted: 9 years 44 weeks ago

Blade Runner and Akira have until 2019, and Soylent Green is 3 years after that.

The original Lost in Space TV show also happened in 1997.

Honey bunches.....of death!
Quasar
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Space 1999.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline