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Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 9 years 44 weeks ago

Bill Simmons has an article about 'The Fighter', and recent trends in sports movies. His description of 'The Fighter' is interesting, and his theories about movies and sports movies are, at least in part, fairly broad and ridiculous. I particularly liked this part:

Bill Simmons wrote:

Even if diehard movie junkies like Silver will always keep hitting the theater, how do you keep everyone else coming? The short-term strategy: Dumb things down and snare moviegoers in the simplest of ways (making them laugh, scaring them, thrilling them, freaking them out with 3-D or blowing them away with a nine-figure CGI budget), or roll up your sleeves and create quality films that force people to come see them.


I like Simmons, but he's guilty of this type of awful armchair analysis sometimes, the type that doesn't even tell you anything. But almost laugh-out-loud funny is the idea that Hollywood is going to try to snare people by making quality films. But anyway, his whole premise that Hollywood has to do something different to keep people coming to the theaters doesn't seem to make any sense. Why would they have to do that with box office receipts that go up almost every year? Even with today's sedentary lifestyles, people do like to go outdoors sometimes, but they probably don't want to do anything that actually requires exertion. Going out to eat or going to the theater are the laziest things you can do and still feel like you did something. Combine that with just a large portion of people not being able to wait for anything (such as myself), and movies in theaters aren't going out of style anytime soon.

Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 43 weeks ago

I've noticed that Liam Neeson is getting roles that Harrison Ford would have played 15 years ago.

Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 42 weeks ago

The Best Thing I Experienced on my Winter Vacation

I was visiting my parents for ten days, and my Dad usually orders some of the premium channels like HBO or Starz over the holidays because he's actually at home to watch them. In addition, since my parents' cable TV provider is the same as their phone company, they have caller ID that pops up the name of the caller on the TV screen.

So, we were watching Spy Games together when the phone rings all of a sudden. Right at that moment, Robert Redford's characters proclaims "I know who it is," at which point the name of the caller appears on the screen. Not only is Robert Redford a bad-ass CIA agent, he's also a space-time pimp.

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Posted: 9 years 42 weeks ago

...so I take it you didn't get laid over vacation.

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kah
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Posted: 9 years 42 weeks ago

I didn't go on vacation and still managed to get laid like 15 times this weekend.

"Do me harder Jakester, you big stud!"
Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 42 weeks ago

Jakester wrote:

...so I take it you didn't get laid over vacation.

Winter vacation is pretty much the only time of the year I can't get laid because I spend most of the time either at my parents' house or my girlfriend's parents' house. Those walls are pretty thin.

And even if I had gotten laid during my vacation, Robert Redford using his psychic skills to tell me who's on the phone would still be pretty awesome.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 42 weeks ago

I'm gonna go shoot myself in the head now.

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Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 42 weeks ago

Jakester, I'm sure if the Christmas break hadn't ended, you would've been #16.  Does that count for anything?

Turn your head and cough!
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 42 weeks ago

cocks pistol.

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Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 42 weeks ago

I said "cock."

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Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 9 years 42 weeks ago
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 42 weeks ago

That lunatic has just ruined dildo action for everyone!

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 42 weeks ago

Alex Kingston likes rabbit vibrators.

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Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 42 weeks ago

I like rabbits.

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KingVoyeur
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Posted: 9 years 41 weeks ago

Not sure about this. Still, could wind up being this generation's "Sweeney Todd."

Duncan Sheik working on "American Psycho" musical

Honey bunches.....of death!
Adam54
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Posted: 9 years 41 weeks ago

 I've gotten the sense I'm in a minority opinion on this board on this, but I really really liked Sheik's handling of Spring Awakening, so I'll definitely give him the benefit of the doubt on this one. 

KingVoyeur
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Posted: 9 years 41 weeks ago

He did do a good job with it. I think at least the music for American Psycho will be good.

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 41 weeks ago

I liked Spring Awakening back when it was Wedekind's Frühlings Erwachen and wasn't set to music.  I've never cared much for Duncan Sheik's music. 

Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 9 years 40 weeks ago

David Simon defends 'The Wire' from attacks by Baltimore's police commissioner.  This is crazy: Simon's comments make the show sound even more factually based than I would've thought.

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Posted: 9 years 40 weeks ago

Instead of doing that new show, whose name I forget as soon as I read it, he should've kept doing more Wire.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Drakemd
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

Since I can no longer create a new thread, I'll post this here. A picture of the new Thundercats animated series has been released.

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KingVoyeur
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

Sooo same characters, everyone's just a little younger?

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

I wonder if this time if the tiger guy will continue to be the wussiest of the bunch, always getting captured first. Then when they have an internal challenge to determine if Liono is worthy of leadership, we will learn that the tiger guy is actually uber-badass with crazy mind powers (and had apparently been holding back the entire time up till then. And going forward, he'd regress to holding back again)

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
KingVoyeur
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

Is it just me, or does Panthro look like someone took Jet from Cowboy Bebop and drew him as a cat?

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The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

Quasar wrote:

I wonder if this time if the tiger guy will continue to be the wussiest of the bunch, always getting captured first. Then when they have an internal challenge to determine if Liono is worthy of leadership, we will learn that the tiger guy is actually uber-badass with crazy mind powers (and had apparently been holding back the entire time up till then. And going forward, he'd regress to holding back again)

This was one of my many frustrations with the show. Also, all the chicks sounded like Katherine Hepburn.