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Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

You know what I hate most about cat girls?  Their tongues feel like sandpaper.

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Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

This is a bit old by Internet standards, but I'm going to post it here anyway, especially since it would go unnoticed in the video games forum:

I'm feeling kind of ambivalent about Duke Nukem Forever finally being released. On the one hand, it's pretty cool that a game that was presumed dead a long time ago will actually see the light of day. On the other hand, the essence of Duke Nukem Forver to me was precisely the waiting associated with it. Now that it actually exists, it's almost as if at the end of Waiting for Godot, Godot had actually shown up.

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

That's a lot of MILF in one room:

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

2nd from right is a M.I.R.N.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

I didn't say they were all MILFtastic.

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

The MIRN also appears to be the only one without wine.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

Is the one in the middle Denise Richards?

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

Yup.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

How do I get her to come round my house and drink wine in my kitchen?

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

Study Charlie Sheen's life and start living yours exactly like he lives his.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

Yeah, because that lifestyle is full of win!!!  I could make quite a good score following along in his wake by being the exact opposite of Charlie Sheen!

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Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

The blonde on the far left looks kind of like George W. Bush. (Ironic, I know.)

Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

It's (from L-R) Alison Sweeney, Brooke Burke, Nancy O'Dell, Denise Richards, Holly Peete, No Name, and Ali Landry.

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Mal Shot First
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Posted: 9 years 39 weeks ago

Quasar wrote:

The MIRN also appears to be the only one without wine.

See, now, if you drink enough wine, she goes from MIRN to MIPW.

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Posted: 9 years 38 weeks ago

Ali Landry?  The one on the right?  The blonde, scarey girl from Heroes?  No freaking way!!!!

Anyway, why do you have a picture of them off duty in their kitchen?  Are you the most naturally gifted stalker that Hollywood has ever seen?

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 38 weeks ago

That's Ali Larter. Ali Landry is the chick from the Doritos commercials.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 38 weeks ago

Hey, Nancy O'Dell started stalking me first!

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Posted: 9 years 38 weeks ago

Quasar wrote:

That's Ali Larter. Ali Landry is the chick from the Doritos commercials.

Didn't recognise her without her bikini.

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Posted: 9 years 38 weeks ago

Just found out here that the University of Missouri-Columbia campus is officially closing and cancelling all classes for tomorrow due to ice and snow. Pretty unprecedented. God have mercy on our souls...

Honey bunches.....of death!
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Posted: 9 years 38 weeks ago

It is pretty unprecedented. They didn't close once when I was an undergrad there. I commuted (lived about an hour away), and on bad weather days my dad would end up driving me to campus in his big, heavy work van... very very slowly, counting the cars in the ditches on the side of the road. I am pretty sure Mizzou hasn't canceled since the great blizzard that happened in 1982.

Washington University closed at 3, so I don't have to teach tonight.

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Posted: 9 years 38 weeks ago

 Wimps.

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We had the worst December for decades.  Australia is under water with another cyclone on the way.

Maybe there is something in this "Climate Change" everyone speaks of.

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Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 38 weeks ago

Day after a semi-storm, and not one accident on my way to work. Also, traffic hardly even stopped. We just kept going at a slow steady pace. I think I may be in an episode of the Twilight Zone.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 38 weeks ago

I'm home again today.  Ice storm overnight and pretty much all day today.  W00t.

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