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Posted by The Swollen Goi... on Wednesday, September 1, 2010

It's not that I don't like cleaning Adam54's cock, it's that I don't like Adam54 having a clean cock.

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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

My porn name is Logan Blaze.

The Swollen Goi...
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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

My porn name is Ol' Beau Watkins.

Daltons chin dimple
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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

Shelly Sweetland.

You know you would pay to watch!!!

Dr. Magic is awesome!  She sounds like some Miami-based artiste of Cuban heritage should sing a song about her.

Seriously, smoking hot, PhD student, answers to the name of Magic.  What is not to like?  If you tell me that her Dad runs a brewery and she has access to free cocaine then I am going to declare you officially the luckiest bastard who ever lived.

 

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

I shall find her and warn her of you.  Then....she'll be all mine.

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

Oh, I found her.

Ginger and likes good music.  Nice rack.  I continue to hate you.

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Friend of Adam's on Facebook?  Don't think Adam is a friend of mine on Facebook though so she shall forever remain a mystery.

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Facebook, helping 20-something year old women accomplish FUCK ALL in the office since 2002.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
The Swollen Goi...
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It doesn't have to be a mystery, Dalty.  Adam54 has already given you all the tools you need for a basic Google search.  You know where he's living (and, thus, where she's living), you know her given name, and you know her surname is shared with one of Miami Heat's supposed "Big Three."

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I may have mentioned this before, but my porn name is Mega Me. That's also my superhero name.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Quasar wrote:

I may have mentioned this before, but my porn name is Mega Me. That's also my superhero name.

Ahhh, Superhero Porn, there's nothing like it.

Turn your head and cough!
The Swollen Goi...
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When I was watching Eric Bana's ridiculously out-of-place sex scene in <i>Munich</i>, I kept hoping he would "Hulk out."

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The Swollen Goi... wrote:

It doesn't have to be a mystery, Dalty.  Adam54 has already given you all the tools you need for a basic Google search.  You know where he's living (and, thus, where she's living), you know her given name, and you know her surname is shared with one of Miami Heat's supposed "Big Three."


That would be how I found her. Look her up (and down), Dalty.

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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

You also know in what department she is a graduate student, and could look her up that way.

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

Just post the Facebook link already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jakester
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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

Nice observation, Goiter.  Now I know where she lives, too.  I'ma change my name to Tom.

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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

 Nothing too creepy/personalized now fellas. 

Dalty...Add me already! I haven't the slightest idea what your real name is though so add a note that says "Lembit Opik" or something. 

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Dalty's the FB friend of mine in scuba gear.

And Sue-Ellen, how is any of this not creepy WRT: your poli-sci chick?  If I start typing her name too much, it'll show up in google searches and then she'll figure out that you're wanting to get into her panties (persumng she wears them at all), and she'll slap you with a restraining order....oh wait....I lemme just wade into that magic pool a little deeper and.....

Richard Gozinya, Harold Snatch and Wilbur Jizz. Together we are the law firm Gozinya, Snatch and Jizz.
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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

 Heh, fair enough, and that's where my creepy line is crossed. 

So long kids, I'm going back to Random I where I belong. 

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

I'm only FB friends with Jack and Goiter. Jack doesn't really count, and now that I think about it, neither does Goiter.

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
Jack S. Pharaoh
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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

Neither does Goiter.

Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

I think I'll send Adam a FB friend request with a note that says "Lembit Opik". He'll think I'm Dalty! (tee hee hee)

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
The Swollen Goi...
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Neither does Goiter.

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Bill Simmons kicks off the NFL season with his preview column.  In the first part he gives an overview and tries to pick teams that will rise and fall.  In part two he gives his week one picks against the spread.  I liked his analysis of the Dolphins/Bills game:

Dolphins (-3) over BILLS
I wrote in last week's QB column, "It's always fun when a QB sucks but their fans are in deep denial and say things like, 'If he had time to throw, I think he'd have a chance to be good' (like Bills fans do with Trent Edwards)." That prompted about 75 e-mails from Bills fans like this one (from Justin in Williamsville): "No offense, but you're dead wrong on this one. NOOOOOOOOOOOO-BODY in Buffalo thinks Trent Edwards has a chance to be good." Well, then.

(FYI: I planned on betting the Dolphins before finding out that Gus Johnson was calling this game. If you had a line for "amazing September endings Gus has called" versus "rock stars Kate Hudson has known in the biblical sense," I'd have Gus as a minus-3.5 favorite. And that's saying something. If you're a singer and you haven't made out with Kate Hudson yet, you need to re-evaluate things. Anyway, even the thought of C.J. Spiller scampering 78 yards for an overtime TD as Gus screams, "C.J. Spiller says SEE YOU LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" puts the fear of God in me. I'm staying away.)

Quasar
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Saints start their journey to repeat tonight. HU-ZAAAH!

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline
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Adam54 wrote:

 Heh, fair enough, and that's where my creepy line is crossed. So long kids, I'm going back to Random I where I belong. 

It was the photo of me in scuba gear that did it wasn't it? That was the final straw. Damn.

....says "Kill Bond, NOW!"
Quasar
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Posted: 9 years 13 weeks ago

SAINTS WIN!

(sweet)

Faster and faster, a nightmare we ride. Who'll take the reins when the miracle dies? Faster and faster till everything dies. Killing is our way of keeping alive. - Virgin Steele, Blood and Gasoline