Corona | Coming Attractions

My porn name is Logan Blaze.

My porn name is Ol' Beau Watkins.

Shelly Sweetland.

You know you would pay to watch!!!

Dr. Magic is awesome!  She sounds like some Miami-based artiste of Cuban heritage should sing a song about her.

Seriously, smoking hot, PhD student, answers to the name of Magic.  What is not to like?  If you tell me that her Dad runs a brewery and she has access to free cocaine then I am going to declare you officially the luckiest bastard who ever lived.

I shall find her and warn her of you.  Then....she'll be all mine.

Oh, I found her.

Ginger and likes good music.  Nice rack.  I continue to hate you.

Friend of Adam's on Facebook?  Don't think Adam is a friend of mine on Facebook though so she shall forever remain a mystery.

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Facebook, helping 20-something year old women accomplish FUCK ALL in the office since 2002.

It doesn't have to be a mystery, Dalty.  Adam54 has already given you all the tools you need for a basic Google search.  You know where he's living (and, thus, where she's living), you know her given name, and you know her surname is shared with one of Miami Heat's supposed "Big Three."

I may have mentioned this before, but my porn name is Mega Me. That's also my superhero name.

Quasar wrote:

I may have mentioned this before, but my porn name is Mega Me. That's also my superhero name.

Ahhh, Superhero Porn, there's nothing like it.

When I was watching Eric Bana's ridiculously out-of-place sex scene in <i>Munich</i>, I kept hoping he would "Hulk out."

The Swollen Goi... wrote:

It doesn't have to be a mystery, Dalty.  Adam54 has already given you all the tools you need for a basic Google search.  You know where he's living (and, thus, where she's living), you know her given name, and you know her surname is shared with one of Miami Heat's supposed "Big Three."

You also know in what department she is a graduate student, and could look her up that way.

Just post the Facebook link already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nice observation, Goiter.  Now I know where she lives, too.  I'ma change my name to Tom.

 Nothing too creepy/personalized now fellas. 

Dalty...Add me already! I haven't the slightest idea what your real name is though so add a note that says "Lembit Opik" or something. 

Dalty's the FB friend of mine in scuba gear.

And Sue-Ellen, how is any of this not creepy WRT: your poli-sci chick?  If I start typing her name too much, it'll show up in google searches and then she'll figure out that you're wanting to get into her panties (persumng she wears them at all), and she'll slap you with a restraining order....oh wait....I lemme just wade into that magic pool a little deeper and.....

 Heh, fair enough, and that's where my creepy line is crossed. 

So long kids, I'm going back to Random I where I belong. 

I'm only FB friends with Jack and Goiter. Jack doesn't really count, and now that I think about it, neither does Goiter.

Neither does Goiter.

I think I'll send Adam a FB friend request with a note that says "Lembit Opik". He'll think I'm Dalty! (tee hee hee)

Neither does Goiter.

Bill Simmons kicks off the NFL season with his preview column.  In the first part he gives an overview and tries to pick teams that will rise and fall.  In part two he gives his week one picks against the spread.  I liked his analysis of the Dolphins/Bills game:

Dolphins (-3) over BILLS
I wrote in last week's QB column, "It's always fun when a QB sucks but their fans are in deep denial and say things like, 'If he had time to throw, I think he'd have a chance to be good' (like Bills fans do with Trent Edwards)." That prompted about 75 e-mails from Bills fans like this one (from Justin in Williamsville): "No offense, but you're dead wrong on this one. NOOOOOOOOOOOO-BODY in Buffalo thinks Trent Edwards has a chance to be good." Well, then.

(FYI: I planned on betting the Dolphins before finding out that Gus Johnson was calling this game. If you had a line for "amazing September endings Gus has called" versus "rock stars Kate Hudson has known in the biblical sense," I'd have Gus as a minus-3.5 favorite. And that's saying something. If you're a singer and you haven't made out with Kate Hudson yet, you need to re-evaluate things. Anyway, even the thought of C.J. Spiller scampering 78 yards for an overtime TD as Gus screams, "C.J. Spiller says SEE YOU LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" puts the fear of God in me. I'm staying away.)

Saints start their journey to repeat tonight. HU-ZAAAH!

Adam54 wrote:

 Heh, fair enough, and that's where my creepy line is crossed. So long kids, I'm going back to Random I where I belong. 

It was the photo of me in scuba gear that did it wasn't it? That was the final straw. Damn.

SAINTS WIN!

(sweet)